"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
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"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."
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The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights
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The Dream Remote
Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.
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"Maybe zero tolerance is setting the bar too high."
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"Eddie is under house arrest."
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"Among them, my children have eighteen years of accumulated experience harassing their mother!"
"The dreams of avarice are coming back."
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In A Just World
"But stay off the couch."
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"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."
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"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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"Mommy's tattoos are the result of very bad decisions she made when she was not much older than you."
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"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."
"My gut tells me this is a time to mute our hoopla."
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"I've got him on vibrate."
"I'm told that you respond very well to intimidation."
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"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "
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"You're the only one who sees the real me."
"Ted was severely edited as a child."
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"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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"Freedom's on the march everywhere but 114 Circle Drive."
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"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."
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