"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
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children, discipline, books, fights, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family life, family-life, disciplines, disciplining, child, kid, kids, teen, teens, teenager, parenting guide, parenting guides, parenting book, parenting books, family fight, family fights, child-rearing, child rearing"But stay off the couch."
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couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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lecture, lectures, grace, say grace, saying grace, family dinner, family dinners, scold, scolds, scolding, passive aggressive, passive aggressiveness, passive aggression, dinner, dinners, dinner table, dinner tables, parent, parents, parenting, kid, kids, child, discipline, disciplines, disciplines, pray, prays, praying, prayer, prayers, smart alec, smart aleck, smart alecks, smartass, smartasses"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."
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whine, whines, whining, nag, nags, nagging, complain, complains, complaining, negotiation, negotiations, parent, parents, parenting, toddler, toddlers, candy, snack, snacks, junk food, junk foods, dealmaker, dealmakers, deal maker, deal makers, negotiator, negotiators, scold, scolds, scolding, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, family therapy"Humor should be employed to defuse tension, not create it."
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family, family scene, dinner, dinner time, dinner table, tense, tension, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, humour, humor, age appropriate"I'm told that you respond very well to intimidation."
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intimidate, intimidation, intimidates, intimidating, intimidation, intimidation, intimidates, executive, executives, management, managers, manages, discipline, disciplines, hierarchy, power, powerful, boss, bosses, manager, corporate culture, harsh, brutal, unfair, employee, employees, worker, workers, cutthroat, force, forceful, coercive"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "
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mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenting, insult, insults, insulting, teenager, teenage girl, surly, angry, moody, modern times, insolent, temper, tantrum, tantrums, fascist, fascists, fascism, vocab word, vocab words, vocabulary, vocabularies, maternal, adolescent, adolescence, talk back, talking back, strict, discipline, disciplines, disciplining"Ted was severely edited as a child."
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editing, edited, editted, editting, editor, editors, parent, parents, parenting, parental, mommy, mother, mothers, discipline, disciplined, disciplines, child, childhood, criticise, criticize, criticized, criticised, bad childhood, hard childhood, euphemisms, metaphor, metaphors, insecure, insecurity, anxiety, anxious, problem, problems"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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teach, teaches, teaching, teacher, teachers, mom, mother, mothers, mum, mums, moms, daughter, daughters, learn, learns, learning, curse, curses, curse word, curse words, swear, swears, swearing, swear word, swear words, feminist, feminists, feminism, bully, bullies, bullying, fight, fights, fighting, fighter, fighters, tough, tough girl, tough girls, strong, strength, pain, cause pain, causing pain, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, child rearing, role model, role models"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."
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family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, fight, fighting, patience"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
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talk show, talk shows, talk-show, talk-shows, jay leno, kid, kids, bedtime, bedtimes, bedtime ritual, bedtime rituals, parent, parenting, parents, parenthood, family life, family-life, punishments, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, late night, late nights, boring, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, tv program, tv programs, television program, television programs"Don't make me come down there!"
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god, heaven, godly, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, misbehaviour, earth, humans, humanity, war, wars, warring, sins, sinning, sinful, father, fathers, dad, dads"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."
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parent, parents, parenting, permissive, spoil, spoiled child, spoiled children, smoke, smokes, smoking, cigar, puff, puffs, puffing, dad, dads, father, fathers, son, sons, child, children, modern parent, modern parents, modern parenting, bully, bullies, bullying, lax, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, intimidated, intimidate, intimidating, spare the rod, spoil the childGood disciplinarian gaining respect vs. scary nutcase.
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parent, parents, parenting, parenting teenagers, mum, mums, mom, moms, mother, mothers, son, sons, mother-son relationship, relationships, boy, boys, teenager, teenagers bedroom, messy bedroom, bedroom, bedrooms, messy, mess, tidy your room, discipline, disciplines, disciplinarian, different perspectives, differing perspectives, differing perspective, perspective, perspectives, point of view, points of view, different points of view, p.o.v."Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
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obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting"How about you slap me on the wrist and I neither admit nor deny any wrongdoing."
"Don't make me resort to alternative questioning techniques."
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family, trouble, troublesome, precocious, precocious kid, kid, kids, child, childhood, childish, parent, parents, parenting, parental, dad, dads, new dad, new baby, new parent, new parents, father, fathers, fatherhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new moms, new mums, new mother, mother, mothers, motherhood, strict, strictly, discipline, disciplines, interrogation, interrogate, steal, stealing, stole, stolen, snack, snacking, cookie, cookies, cookies from the cookie jar, cookie jar, junk, junk food, patience, questioning, question, foodie, foodies, sweet tooth"All right. Time to grow up."
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grow up, grows up, growing up, toddler, toddlers, baby, babies, infant, infants, infancy, parent, parents, parenting, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplinarian, disciplinarians, childhood, impatient, impatience, development, child development, childhood development, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, maturity, maturity level, maturity levelsChildren Swearing: Then vs Now
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swear, swearing, swears, swore, curse, cursed, cursing, cuss, explicit, explicitly, discipline, disciplines, punishments, punishing, encourage, encouraging, times, changing times, parenting, parents, parent, mother, mum, mom, mums, mothers, moms, father, fathers, dad, dads, language, bad language, entertainment, tv, telly, television, televisions, show, film, films, standards, families, back in my day, slipping, standards slipping"Henceforth, Illingworth, I will expect you to have your act together before you arrive at the office."
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abstract, abstraction, abstractions, abstract art, abstract artist, abstract artists, get your act together, getting your act together, discombobulate, discombobulated, out of sorts, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, stress, stresses, stressed out, anxiety, anxiety problem, anxiety problems, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, anxiousness, box, boxes"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"
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lazy, laziness, lazy worker, lazy workers, worker, workers, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, disciplined, monkey see, monkey do, copy, copies, copying, manager, managers, management, executive, executives, one to one, meeting, meetings, 1 2 1, 1 to 1, boss, bosses, observer, observers, observing, observation, observations, watch, watches, passive, passiveness, can-do, bad attitude, bad attitudes, attitude problem, attitude problems"Well, maybe if you let me work from home I wouldn't have to look at porn on my work computer."
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