"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
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The Big Book of Parent-Child Fights
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"But stay off the couch."
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"I'll stop whining when you stop nagging."
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"My imaginary friend doesn't like you to talk to me like that, Dad."
"I've just been called a 'materno-fascist.' "
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"Sweetie, words have the power to hurt. I'll teach you some of the most effective ones."
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"Freedom's on the march everywhere but 114 Circle Drive."
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"Go back to bed or we'll make you watch Jay Leno."
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"Father would be much happier if you wouldn't."
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"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
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"All right. Time to grow up."
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"Rufus, stop being naughty with Mrs. Curtis!"
"Henceforth, Illingworth, I will expect you to have your act together before you arrive at the office."
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"You've had enough 'monkey see,' Edwards. We want some 'monkey do.'"
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"Well, maybe if you let me work from home I wouldn't have to look at porn on my work computer."
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"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"
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"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"
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"Don't make me come up there!"
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"We're waiting to see if the canary makes it out alive."
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"Have you ever mixed nuts before, son?"
Those bubble wrap kids.
"Just wait until your nanny gets here."