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"I admit it—I started paying for sex this summer, and it's surprisingly affordable."
"Omigod- that's your dirty little secret? That you have a trust fund?"
"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
Four Unidentified Men at an Undisclosed Location
"Your blog indicates I'm not doing well at all."
"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."