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"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"Is that the corporate rate?"
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A man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".
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"One senior and one undead."
In a Perfect Universe
"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7
"Talk about your cut-rate operations...."
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I get my ideas on sale...