"O.K. Fair enough. That's a great price for mayonnaise."
"So, Slim, where did you learn to shop like that?"
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"Good news, Mr. Herndon. We worked out the budget, and we have a kidney."
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"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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Sale! 30% off. Margin of error plus or minus 4%.
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"Is that the corporate rate?"
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A man walks past a homewares store that has a large sign in the window that reads "Appliance Riot! - Everything in stock priced at least 15% lower than this time next year".
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'Just in the nick of time.'
Mail-Order Yard Sale
"Any discount to the trade?"
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"One senior and one undead."
"The $19.99 Stairway to the Stars"
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"Yoo-hoo! My husband gets the senior-citizen discount! Yoo-hoo, Officer, yoo-hoo!"
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"One senior and one refuses to accept he's a senior."
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In a Perfect Universe
"What's the matter, Jack, can't you read?"
"You can have this on cheap. He's a little stir-crazy."
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"How about a discount for the little lady, pal, as your way of saying thanks for the bailout?"
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Cut-Rate Think Tanks - Now available for hire.
"Gotta run, Sid! The cashmere everybody's been talking about is now twenty percent off!"
Ed's Bar & Grill: Schadenfreude Hour 5-7