Diseases Cartoons

Insomnia Jeopardy

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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insomnia, insomniac, insomniacs, thought, thoughts, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, stay awake, staying awake, stays awake, crazy thought, crazy thoughts, obsessive, obsessive thought, obsessive thoughts, obsession, obsessions, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, disease, diseases

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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CC43822
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early detection, diagnosis, diagnoses, medical advance, medical advances, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, uncurable, condition, conditions, pearly gates, afterlife, st. peter, saint peter, heaven, heaven's gate, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, sickness, sick, prolonging life

"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CC124951
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doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, physician, physicians, medical diagnosis, medical diagnoses, diagnosis, diagnoses, latin name, latin names, diagnostic, diagnostics, medical condition, medical conditions, rare disease, rare diseases, disease, diseases

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
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egypt, egyptian, egyptians, mummy, mummies, pharaoh, pharaohs, outbreak, outbreaks, west nile, west nile virus, virus, viruses, disease, diseases, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, flu, influenza, cold, colds, common cold, common colds, telltale sign, telltale signs, sign, signs, diagnosis, diagnoses, diagnose, mosquito, mosquitoes, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, doctor, doctors

"This will buy you four months.

Artist:
Koren, Edward
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CC120868
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doctor, doctors, shot, shots, injection, injections, drug, drugs, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, prescription, prescriptions, medical problem, medical problems, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, booster, booster shot, booster shots, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, buy time, buys time, buying time, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, diagnosis, prognosis, prognoses, diagnoses, physician, physicians, comfort, comforting, bedside manner

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
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CC123505
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doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medicine, medicines, health, healthy, health-care, health care, healthcare, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, health insurance, insurance, medical insurance, patient, patients, nurse, nurses, out-of-pocket, out of pocket, illness, ill, sick, sickness, disease, diseases, get well, get well soon, critic, critical, critique, critically

"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
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CC44157
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disease, diseases, diagnosis, diagnosed, rare, rarity, rarities, illness, illnesses, spokesperson, spokespeople, pr, public relations, publicity, unknown, unusual, pharmaceutical, public relations, cure, cures, incurable

John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC131311
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doctor, doctors, checkup, checkups, check-up, check-ups, forget, forgets, forgetting, forgot, forgotten, absentminded, absentmindedness, absent-minded, absent-mindedness, disease, diseases, diseased, tombstone, tombstones, epitaph, epitaphs, headstone, headstones, fatal error, fatal errors, fatal mistake, fatal mistakes, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, hypochondria, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, illness, illnesses, gravestone, gravestones, cause of death, diagnosis, prognosis, concern, concerns, concerned

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC132147
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alien, aliens, time, time travel, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, doctor, doctors, cure, cures, medical, medicals, surgery, surgeon, ill, illness, illnesses, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, terminal, disease, diseases, diseased, health, healthy, healthcare, health care, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, doctor doctor

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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CC132147
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alien, aliens, time, time travel, science fiction, sci fi, scifi, sci-fi, science-fiction, doctor, doctors, cure, cures, medical, medicals, surgery, surgeon, ill, illness, illnesses, patient, patients, get well, get well soon, terminal, disease, diseases, diseased, health, healthy, healthcare, health care, medicare, medi care, obamacare, obama care, doctor doctor

"The flu is coming! The flu is coming!"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC38642
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bird flu, bird flues, flu, flues, flu season, influenza, flu strain, flu strains, chicken, chickens, barnyard, barnyards, barnyard animal, barnyard animals, chicken coop, chicken coops, outbreak, outbreaks, pandemic, pandemics, disease, diseases, disease transmission, contagious, contagion, contagions, chicken little

"Well, Phil, after years of vague complaints and imaginary ailments, we finally have something to work with."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC16887
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optimism, psychology, hypochondria, doctors, medical, hypochondriac, hypochondriac, bad news, deliver bad news, delivers bad news, delivering bad news, diagnosis, diagnoses, bedside manner, doctor, physician, physicians, imaginary, illness, illnesses, sickness, sicknesses, disease, diseases, paranoid, paranoia, paranoiac, paranoiacs, symptom, symptoms, vague symptom, vague symptoms, mankoff

"It's genetic. My father was a dog, and I'm a dog."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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genes, species, genetic, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, dog, dogs, cat, cats, enemy, enemies, natural enemies, genetic condition, genetic conditions, condition, conditions, inheritance, inherit, inherits, inheriting, disease, diseases, gene, genes, biology, biologist, biologists, biology teacher, biology teachers, phenotype, phenotypes

"But living longer may not be right for you."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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"I know we agreed to a period of watchful waiting, but this is more watchful than I bargained for."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CC137755
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"You're sicker than I think."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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"You aren't getting enough clothing."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
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CC138180
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"The doctor didn't make it."

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Vey, P. C.
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"We'd prefer the sort of place where we won't catch any disfiguring diseases or be killed by fanatics."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
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"Your health crisis continues to unfold."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
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Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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"Yes, it's a golden age-or would be, if we weren't all swarming with lice."

Artist:
Borchart, David
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"But why not be happy about all the diseases you don't have?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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The Royal Touch, Believed to Be a Cure for Scrofula, Pox and Excessive Cholesterol

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
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