Diseases Cartoons

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

Insomnia Jeopardy

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

A woman on a beach boardwalk looks shocked as a topless man walks past her with a back tattoo that reads "I got hepatitis at Randy's Tattoo Parlor."

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

"This will buy you four months.

"Come quickly—I think I had an out-of-pocket experience."

"It's a very rare disease - it doesn't have a cure. It doesn't even have a spokesperson."

"Please to meet you, though I'm sorry about the circumstances."

"Look – now I've gone and caught your stupid disease!"

"Personally, I don't see the big deal about the ice-bucket challenge."

"You're right, sir—it is cute. But the last time we let one of these things in the entire kingdom was overrun with ticks, mites, and fleas."

"Well, don't just stand there looking precancerous."

John W. Wilson 1949-2009 - Forgot to ask his doctor everything he wanted to ask him.

Alternative illnesses for alternative medicine.

"I'll be O.K. It's just some damn virus I picked up from a computer."

"I'm afraid you've had a paradigm shift."

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

"There's a cure—but it's light-years away."

Post-Lyme-Tick Fairy Tales

"I know we're not dating anymore, but I thought you should know I have termites."

"Are there any reports of illness at this table?"

"The guy with the weird skin disease forgot to sign the privacy forms."

"But I've got to move fast—I'm only a twenty-four-hour virus."