"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."
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"This is Daddy, honey. That was Daddy's office voice."
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"You keep forgetting those are regular glasses, not your sunglasses."
Tags:gender issue, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, sexists, misogyny, misogynist, misogynists, unwanted attention, unwanted male attention, ogle, ogling, stare, staring, sunglasses, bikini, bikinis, sunbathing, sunbathers, disguise, disguises, caught red handed, sneak, sneaky, creep, creeps, creepy
"If I'd known shopping could be this easy, I would have dressed up as a cop ages ago!"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, costume, costumes, dress up, dress-up, dressing up, dressed up, disguise, disguised, disguises, shopping, shopper, shoppers, impostor, impostors, parking, city life, urban life, modern life, modern times, shortcut, shortcuts, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, city parking
"Can you keep a secret?"
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Traffic Cone Monsters
The Devil making snow angels.
"I had to give up my secret identity—no more phone booths."
Tags:secret identity, secret identities, phone booth, phone booths, change, changes, changing, identity, cell phone, cell phones, cellphone, cellphones, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, public phone, public phones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, superhero, superheroes, super-hero, super-heroes, cliche, cliches, change, changes, changing, disguise, disguises, phonebooth, phonebooths
"It's a cape, it's red, and I'm in a hurry."
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1,001 Cheap Disguises
Tags:disguise, disguised, disguises, book, books, bad disguise, bad disguises, weirdo, weird, how-to, costume, costumes, fancy dress, park, parks, creep, creeps, creepy, hide, hidden, hiding, conceal, concealed, mask, camo, camouflage, masks, impersonate, impersonator, impersonators, impostor, impostors
"I think I'm mystery meat."
"You'll have to do better than that."
Tags:disguise, disguises, fake nose, fake noses, hydrant, hydrants, fire hydrant, fire hydrants, water hydrant, water hydrants, dog, dogs, canine, canines, canine behavior, canine behaviour, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, marking territory, territory, territory marking, territories, urinating
"Maybe we'd stand a better change of rescue if we didn't look so much like penguins."
Hiding a Bald Patch
"Should I bother working out if no one knows my identity?"
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"Has anyone considered that maybe his dress was a disguise?"
Tags:cop, cops, police, police man, police men, crimes, criminal, criminals, police officer, officer, officers, police officers, patrol, patrol car, beat cop, bureau, federal bureau, fbi, detective, detectives, inspector, inspectors, history, historical, disguise, disguises, disguised, rumour, rumours, hoover, celebrity, celebrities, gossip
Two children in a park; one playing with an R/C sailboat and the other playing with a drone
Tags:sailboat, sailboats, boat, boats, remote-control, remote-controls, remote-controlled, remote controlled, remote control, remote controls, radio-controlled, radio controlled, radio control, radio-control, radio-controls, radio controls, r/c, transmitter, transmitters, remote, remotes, drone, drones, unmanned aerial vehicle, uav, u.a.v., unmanned aerial vehicles, uavs, u.a.v.s, kids, kid, child, children, boy, boys, youth, youths, childhood, toy, toys, technology, modern life, modern children, modern kids, modern youths, modern childhood, modern toys, modern technology, playing, play, park, parks, disguise, disguises, spy, spies, spying, surveillance
"You look nothing like you did through the peephole."
"Wow--I've never met a Cabinet Secretary before."
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"That's a marvellous disguise! I almost ate you."
Tags:wolf, wolves, sheep, disguise, disguises, costume, costumes, wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheeps clothing, a wolf in sheep's clothing, predators, predator, prey, hunter, hunters, hunting, clothes, clothing, tricks, tricking, joke, joking, playing a joke, playing a trick, dress-up, dress up, dressing-up, dressing up, mistake, mistaken
"Relax, I was appointed by the president."
Tags:submarine, submarines, deep sea diving, deep-sea diving, deep-sea diver, deep-sea divers, deep sea diver, deep sea divers, fish, fishes, marine exploration, food chain, food-chain, marine biology, marine biologist, marine biologists, camouflage, camouflaged, camouflages, camouflaging, disguise, disguises
Tags:chess, chessboard, chessboards, playing chess, chess pieces, chess piece, game, games, board game, board games, halloween, hallowe'en, all hallows eve, costume, costumes, disguises, disguise, fancy dress, rook, rooks, pawn, pawns, knight, knights, bishop, bishops, king, kings, queen, queens, dressing up
"I can't help feeling a little suspicious. One half is to be run by Bill Gates, and the other half by someone called Gil Bates."
Tags:bill gates, monopoly, monopolies, settlement, settlements, settle, settles, settling, lawsuit, lawsuits, sue, sues, suing, legal trouble, legal troubles, punishments, punishing, corruption, corrupt, court settlement, court settlements, ceo, ceos, c.e.o., c.e.o.s, founder, founders, company founder, company founders, alias, aliases, disguise, disguises, disguising, legal trouble, legal troubles, suspicious, paranoid, paranoia