Dishonest Cartoons

Dishonest Cartoons

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"Honesty is the best policy, Fernbaugh, but it's not company policy."

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"I find in these cases that the best defense is a pack of lies."

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"All right, I lied to you. All governments lie!"

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"I want you to be able to feel that you can hide anything from me."

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"Objection."

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"I may have waffled, but I never lip-synched."

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"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

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Missing Contractor

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"I'm not going to lie to you. That's what Hendricks is here for."

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"Sometimes it works in my favor. I got off jury duty."

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"Remember to watch me from the stand. 'One' is exagerrate, 'Two' is half truth and 'Three' is bald faced lie."

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Another Breakthrough from A. T. & T.

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"I'll never forget where I'm telling wife I was that day."

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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"You go ahead, I've got a better idea."

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Party Favors

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"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

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"I knew you wore a toupee but now you're telling me the moustache is fake?"

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"If it makes you feel any better, your wife was a lousy lay."

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"Believe me when I tell you that I'm not that honest."

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"Don't worry, folks—with me on your side, the truth doesn't stand a chance!"

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"I can see this meeting is going nowhere."

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"And today in Washington a top Administration apologist issued an apology."

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"Needless to say, in the course of redefining myself I've taken certain liberties with the factual record."

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"Better yet, why don't I have my people kick your lying butt?"

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