"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."
"Mr. Dyer says he has no interest in speaking to anyone who would remain on hold for so long,"
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"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."
Tags:dude, dudes, punk, punks, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, permissive, permissiveness, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, rude, rudeness, impudent, impudence, punk, punks, term of endearment, terms of endearment, casual, casualness, authority, authority figure, authority figures
"This is a nice restaurant. Turn your cap around."
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"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
"Am I boring you, kid?"
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Monuments 'n' Stuff
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Tags:black humour, dark humour, director, directors, directing, direction, movie director, movie directors, film director, film directors, funeral, funerals, burial, burials, funeral director, funeral directors, insensitive, insensitivity, funeral party, funeral parties, insult, insults, insulting, disrespect, disrespectful, movie industry, the movie industry, film industry, the film industry
"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
Tags:delivery man, delivery men, pizza delivery, pizza deliveries, pizza, takeout, takeouts, takeaway, takeaways, takeout pizza, takeout pizzas, takeaway pizza, takeaway pizzas, award, awards, award ceremony, award ceremonies, lazy, laziness, deliveryman, deliverymen, delivery person, delivery people, acceptance speech, acceptance speeches, disrespect, disrespectful, disregard, disregarding, movie award, movie awards, film award, film awards
Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
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"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."
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"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
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"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
Tags:unwanted attention, gender issues, gender inequality, sexist, flirt, uninterested, reject, rejection, rejections, rejected, oblivious, obliviousness, fake number, fake numbers, phone number, phone numbers, ask out, asked out, asking out, creep, creeps, creeping, boundary, boundaries, disrespectful, disrespect, annoy, annoyance, annoying, annoyances, club, clubs, clubbing, clubber, clubbers
Removed by an Industrial Crane
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"He's still in my nervous stomach."
Tags:dead, dying, cemetery, cemeteries, graveyard, graveyards, remembering, remembrance, paying respects, in my heart, gravestone, gravestones, still in our hearts, widow, widowed, widower, widowers, nervous stomach, nervous stomach, nerves, nervous, tense, tensions, expression, expressions, saying, saying, disrespect, disrespectful
"He's moved beyond iconic to totemic."
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"Dear, I hope you don't think I'm too old-fashioned, but do you think you could call me 'Grandmother' or 'Grandma' instead of 'Butt-Head'?"
Tags:family, children, grandparents, age, old, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, butthead, butt-head, insult, insults, impudent, impudence, child, kid, kids, disrespect, disrespects, disrespectful, old-fashioned, tradition, traditional, grandparent, grandparents, rude, insult, insults, insulting, mankoff
"The Wi-Fi password is 'Don't call me sweetie.'"
"So that's the back of his head!"
Tags:ignore, ignored, ignoring, disrespect, disrespectful, office work, office worker, office workers, bored, boring, boredom, monotony, monotonous, bald patch, executive, executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, uninspired, uninspiring, motivation, motivational speaker, motivational speakers, curious, curiosity
"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"
"*One more thing, no doubt."
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"I believe I've earned the right to your respect."
Tags:cat, cats, kitty, kitties, kitten, kittens, respect, respectful, disrespect, disrespectful, arrogance, arrogant, self important, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, animal, animals, feline, felines, cats don't care, disregard, ignore, ignoring, ignored, stubborn, animal, animals, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, uninterested, disinterested, care, cares, caring
"Thank you for your opinions, I will now continue to do as I damn well please."
Tags:fox, foxes, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, predator, predators, predatory, prey, board meeting, board meetings, business meeting, business meetings, business conference, business conference, vote, votes, executive vote, executive votes, disrespect, disrespectful, reject, ignore, ignoring, management style, management styles, entitled, entitlement, veto, wealth gap, wealth divide