"I'm afraid we have no Grand Panjandrum as such. What we have is a Mr. Kemnitzer."
"Is everything all right, Jeffrey? You never call me 'dude' anymore."
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'He'll never hurt anyone again."
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This is to certify that the president of the United States of America has awarded HIMSELF the MEDAL OF HONOR
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"Our plans? Of course you're in our plans."
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"This area has a long and rich history. First, the Indians lived here, then it was a plantation with slaves, then poor people lived here, and now it's a magnificent condo complex."
"Am I boring you, kid?"
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"I think I've got it-Mandela, the After-Shave."
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"Whatever isn't cigarette butts in there is Harold."
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"I hate to be a downer, but, statistically, people are more likely to die of heart disease than by getting
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"He loved New York."
'Will He know what this is regarding?'
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"I do think your problems are serious, Richard. They're just not very interesting."
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"Unfortunately, Lance can't be here tonight to accept this award. But it's a thrill and an honor for me to accept it on his behalf on my way over to his place with his small onion and pepperoni."
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"I've never been what you'd call an 'ethics head.' "
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Hamlet sees Yorick's skeleton behind him.
"Come on in-just throw your coats in the garbage."
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"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."
"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."
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"I love you, I'll follow you to the ends of the earth, but I'm through getting slippers for someone who hasn't published anything since 1997."
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"It's perfectly all right. I used to do the same sort of thing when I was a little boy."
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"Of course I'm paying attention- I've pressed the mute button."
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"Let me give you a fake e-mail address as well—just to drive home the point."
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"Damn To-Go punks!"
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