Distance Cartoons

Distance Cartoons

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Distance cartoon

"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."

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"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

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"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."

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"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."

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"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

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"How far is two pounds from here?"

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Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile

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A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".

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"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

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"Are Mommy and Patty and Kenny mad at Daddy?"

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1.999999

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"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

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"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."

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Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.

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"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."

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A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.

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Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

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