"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
Tags:family, families, parent, parents, mom, mum, mums, mother, mothers, moms, greetings, celebrate, happy mothers day, happy mother's day, happy christmas, christmas, happy thanksgiving, event, events, events, lazy, distant, distance, executive, executives, businessman, businessmen, call, calling, wishes, busy, business
"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."
Tags:mother, mothers, parent, parents, report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, grading, distance, distancing, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, child, son, sons, offspring, pride, parent, parents, parenting, parental pride, divorce, divorces, expectation, expectations, high expectations
"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."
Tags:eskimos, snow, word for snow, words for snow, myth, myths, boas, franz boas, split, splits, split apart, splits apart, splitting apart, growing distance, growing distances, date, dates, dating, long term relationship, long term relationships, communicate, communicates, communicating, communication breakdown, communication breakdowns, distance, distances, distant, marriage, marriages, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, difference, differences
A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, road, roads, road sign, road signs, sign, signs, style, substance, distance, appearance, impression, impressions, reputation, image, perception, achievement, achievements, action, actions, perspective, perspectives, value, success, philosophy, philosophical, approach, approaches, approaches to life, approach to life, life
"Are Mommy and Patty and Kenny mad at Daddy?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, angry, anger, mad, upset, food, dining, eating, dinner table, dinner tables, family meal, family meals, meal, meals, mealtime, mealtimes, dining table, dining table, dinner, dinners, family table, family tables, long, far away, distance, distanced, distancing, family problems, family issues
"How far is two pounds from here?"
Tags:walk, walks, walking, hike, hikes, hiking, hiker, hikers, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, weight loss, workout, workouts, working out, couple, couples, tire, tires, tired out, tiring out, fitness, physical fitness, weight loss plan, weight loss plans, overweight, lazy, laziness, exhausted, exhaustion, distance, distances, diet, diets, dieting, motivation, motivations, motivating, motivate, motivates
A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.
Tags:desert island, desert islands, giant, giants, gigantic, perspective, perspectives, perspective shift, perspective shifts, optical illusion, optical illusions, distance, miniature, miniatures, sight gag, sight gags, book, books, reader, readers, reading, read, reads, hammock, hammocks, relax, relaxes, relaxing, isolation, isolated, avid reader, book lover, book lovers, bookworm, bookworms, book worm, book worms
"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
Tags:universe, universal expansion, expanding, expand, expands, expansion, science, physics, natural science, scientific, scientifically, theory, quantum mechanics, quantum theory, city, city life, cities, life in the city, rural, urban life, urban living, urban, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, summer, summer people, leave, on leave, country, countryside, midwest, detatched, civilization, civilisation, commute, commuter, commuting, distance
Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, sticker, stickers, bumper, bumpers, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, grandparent, grandparents, grandfather, grandfathers, grandmothers, grandma, grandmas, grandpa, grandpas, grandchild, grandson, granddaughter, grandsons, granddaughters, estrange, estranged, estrangement, alienated, alienate, alienates, ask, asking, ask me about, ask me about my, distance, distanced, drive, driving, drives
"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
Tags:taxi, taxis, cab, cabs, space, moon, moons, astronaut, astronauts, brooklyn, new york, new york cabs, inconvenient, illogical, sensible, no sense, distance, distances, big cheese, taxi cab, ridiculous, unfair, relatable, annoy, annoying, annoys, annoyed, drive, driver, taxi driver, taxi drivers, unreasonable
"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."
Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile
Tags:sign, signs, signage, road trip, road tripping, road trips, road-trip, road-tripping, road-trips, roadtrip, drive, driving, cross country, cross-country, journey, long journey, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, food, breakfast, lunch, dinner, travelling, long distance, distance, go the distance, highway, highways, interstate, region, regional, wasteland, desert, mid west, mid-west
"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."
Tags:perspective, perspective trick, perspective tricks, trick of the eye, tricks of the eye, shout, shouts, shouting, distance, tiny, tininess, short, short person, short people, little person, little people, giant, giants, tall, tall person, tall people, yell, yells, yelling, faux pas, awkward, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, humiliate, humiliates, humiliating
Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
Tags:runner, runners, refreshment, refreshments, water break, water breaks, long distance runner, long distance runners, long distance running, distance, distances, spy, spies, spy movie, spy movies, spy film, spy films, bar, bars, barkeeper, barkeepers, martini, martinis, cocktail, cocktails, alcoholic, alcoholics, alcoholism, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers, heavy drinking, vice, vices
"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
Tags:camera, cameras, surveillance, security camera, security, cctv, being watched, watched, watching, privacy, private, clinic, waiting room, waiting rooms, appointment, appointments, check up, check ups, check-up, check-ups, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, medical professional, medicine, sick, sickness, ill, illness, hurt, hurts, point, point to where, point, show, showing, show me, keep your distance, distance, distant, modern life, digital, digitally, modern world, impersonal, personal, good old days
The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."
Tags:covid-19, corona, coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, safe distance, safe distances, distance, distances, distancing, social distancing, social isolation, hazmat suit, hazmat suits, ppe, cdc, c.d.c, center for disease control
COVID-19 Sidewalk Matrix
People social distancing
Tags:social distancing, physical distancing, self isolation, lean away, leaning away, two metres, 6 feet, distance, distancing, covid-19, corona, coronavirus, novel coronavirus, corona virus, pandemic, pandemics, epidemic, epidemics, disease, diseases, flu, flus, illness, sickness, virus, viruses, sign, signs, warning sign, warning sign, covid-19 sign
How to get at Nigel (or someone like him)
Tags:personal attacks, personal attack, upset, upsets, upset someone, hurt, hurts, hurt someone, get at, gets at, annoy, enrage, social media, social media attack, social media attacks, distance, at a distance, far away, troll, trolls, internet troll, internet trolls, social media troll, social media trolls