"Happy Mother's Day, Mom. And ditto for Thanksgiving and Christmas."
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"I don't think you can distance yourself from the White House on this one. After all, you are the President."
"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."
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"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."
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A car drives past a sign that reads "Style 4 1/2 miles" and "Substance 385 miles".
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"Are Mommy and Patty and Kenny mad at Daddy?"
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"How far is two pounds from here?"
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A man relaxes with a book on a desert island.
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"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
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Ask me about my...Estranged Grandchildren.
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"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"
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"That was funny like a thousand miles ago."
Breakfast: 2 Mile - Lunch: 217 Mile - Dinner: 453 Mile
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"Excuse me for shouting—I thought you were farther away."
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Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.
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"The doctor wants you to point to where it hurts."
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COVID-19 Sidewalk Matrix
The C.D.C.'s recommended safe distance to view this cartoon."
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"Not so close."
Dog carries scrubbing brush from one end of bath to the other.
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"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."
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"It's waterproof to a hundred fathoms."
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People social distancing
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