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Distract Cartoons
Distract cartoon 1 of 53
"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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spaced out, spaced, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, miles away, zoned out, zone out, daydream, daydreaming, brain dead, braindead, exec, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business, big business, boss, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, stress, stressed, concentrate, concentration, first impressions, present, presence, physical, mental, not quite there, tune out, paying attention, attention, pay attention, greetings, greeting, workaholic, work life balance, breakdown, stressed, modern life, working life, corporate, word play, play on words, word, wordsDistract cartoon 2 of 53
"I can't live without you in my life, but I can live without you in my way.''
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communication, communicate, communicating, communicated, communicates, talking, talk, talks, argue, arguing, argument, arguments, language, metaphor, metaphors, metaphorical, romance, romantic, married, married life, old married couple, couple, couples, angry, anger, angered, dredging, dredged, young love, trouble, troubled, problem, problems, wit, witty, response, tv, television, t v, distracted, distract, distraction, in the way, in my way, sport, sports, the game, season, football, sport, american football, breakup, break up, breakups, break upsDistract cartoon 3 of 53
"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."
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stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escapeDistract cartoon 4 of 53
"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."
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commentary, commentaries, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, cinemas, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, commentary track, commentary tracks, dvd, dvds, annoying, talk, talks, talking, talking at the movies, talk at the movies, running commentary, snark, snarks, snarking, snarky, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, director's commentary, director's commentaries, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, distract, distracts, distractingDistract cartoon 5 of 53
"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."
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presidential debate, presidential debates, debate, debates, televised debate, televised debates, puppy, puppies, appeal, appeals, appealing, politician, politicians, lowest common denominator, lowest common denominators, dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, vote, votes, voting, voter, voters, populist, populists, populism, ignore the issues, ignores the issues, ignoring the issues, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, corrupt, corruptionDistract cartoon 6 of 53
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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pun, puns, trains, train, subway, subways, subway line, underground, underground train, travel, travels, travelling, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, bypass, detour, detours, diversion, diversions, distraction, distractions, distract, distracted, a train, f train, literal, journey, journeys, odysseyDistract cartoon 7 of 53
"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
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pain, pains, medication, medications, medical, prescription, prescriptions, prescription med, prescription meds, prescription medication, prescription medications, lingering pain, lingering pains, painful, painfulness, doctor, doctors, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractionsDistract cartoon 8 of 53
"It's agreed, then—we look for a new place for lunch."
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lunch, lunch spot, lunch spots, business lunch, business lunches, sexist, glass ceiling, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, corporate misogyny, strip, strip club, strip clubs, inappropriate, exclusive, exclude, excluding, women in the workplace, business dinner, business dinners, business meeting, business meetings, corporate culture, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, dancer, dancers, dancing, table dancer, table dancers, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distractingDistract cartoon 9 of 53
One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.
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war of 1812, james madison, blockade, blockades, naval blockade, naval blockades, napoleon, napoleonic war, napoleonic wars, navy, british navy, little belt, little belt affair, chesapeake-leopard, chesapeake-leopard affair, historian, historians, american history, americanist, americanists, distract, distracts, distraction, distractions, cause, causes, war, warsDistract cartoon 10 of 53
The Letter E
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enron, enemy, enemies, evidence, epitaph, epitaphs, expletive, expletives, word association, word, words, word games, the letter e, logo, logos, logo association, word association, controversy, controversies, group think, corporate, corporation, corporations, scandal, scandals, political scandal, political scandals, news, news stories, new story, thoughts, thinking, think, distracted, distractDistract cartoon 11 of 53
"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."
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relationship trouble, relationships troubles, backhand, backhands, forehand, forehands, tennis, tennis instructor, tennis instructors, talk, talks, talking, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, tennis player, tennis players, couple, couples, couples counselor, couples counselorsDistract cartoon 12 of 53
"Me? I thought you were raising them."
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adults, adulthood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, parental, child, childhood, kid, kids, motherhood, fatherhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, neglect, neglected, neglectful, modern, modern life, modernity, distract, distracted, distractions, married, married life, blame, blaming, blames, i thought you, young parent, young parents, new parents, new parentDistract cartoon 13 of 53
City Camps
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summer camp, summer camps, camps, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, child, kid, kids, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, big city, city life, city living, cinema, restaurant, cinemas, restaurants, busy, indoors, indoor, indoor games, occupy, occupied, distract, distracted, parenting, parental, parents, school, schools, education, educational, city kids, city kid, regional, regions, new york, new york city, nyc, n y cDistract cartoon 14 of 53
"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."
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doctor, doctors, treatment, injury, injured, hospital, hospitals, bed, cast, body cast, casts, immobile, paralyzed, bedridden, tickles, tickled, professional, professionals, medicine, medical, trauma, traumatic, bandages, bandage, arms up, serious, inappropriate, unprofessional, medicines, treat, treats, explain, explaining, distract, distracted, distracting, helpless, helplessness, tickles, ticklish, distraction, distractions, preoccupied, bedside mannerDistract cartoon 15 of 53
Writers' Compensation
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writer, writers, writing, writer's write, write, written, writes, author, authors, poet, poets, poetry, pom, poems, distract, distracted, distraction, insurance, insured, insure, comp, compensation, compensate, compensating, compensates, insurance broker, broker, brokers, invest, investment, spoof, spoofed, parody, parodied, parodiesDistract cartoon 16 of 53
"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"
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internal revenue service, irs, tax cheat, tax cheats, cheater, cheaters, i.r.s., tax day, tax days, cook the books, cooking the books, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, distraction, distract, distracting, lie, lies, lying, back taxes, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, accountant, accountants, accounting, excuse, excusesDistract cartoon 17 of 53
Distractions Of The Great
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jane, jane austen, austen, writer, writers, writing, fame, famous, celebrity, celebrity, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, talent, talented, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, distract, distracted, distracting, focus, focussed, focused, focusing, focussing, concentrate, concentration, concentrated, matisse, henry matisse, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, historical, historical figures, culture, cultural, cultural references, common, commonality, madame curie, curie, marie curie, figures, influential, influence, influentiallyDistract cartoon 18 of 53
"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"
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snow, snowing, snowstorm, snowstorms, tracks, track, paw print, paw prints, pawprint, pawprints, ice, cold, freeze, freezing, winter, snowfall, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walkies, distract, distracted, bathroom, toilet, concentrate, concentration, blizzard, blizzards, weatherDistract cartoon 19 of 53
"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"
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literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, sherlock holmes, holmes, watson, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleanliness, germ, germs, clean freak, cleanfreak, clean-freak, murder mystery, mystery, mysteries, distract, distraction, distractions, distracted, ocdDistract cartoon 20 of 53
"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"
Distract cartoon 21 of 53
A Visit From The Procrastination Muse
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work, working, worker, works, busy, overwork, overworked, stress, stressing, stressed, put off, putting it off, put it off, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastination, procrastinated, waste, wasting, wastes, time, times, deadline, dead line, deadlines, dead lines, pressure, under pressure, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, chore, chores, muse, musing, mused, muses, greek, greek god, greek gods, mythology, mythological, write, writing, writer, writersDistract cartoon 22 of 53
"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"
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freudian slip, freudian slips, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, mustachioed, moustachioed, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviewing, recruiter, recruiters, long-term, long-term plan, long-term plans, long-term goal, long-term goals, goal, goals, five year plan, five year plans, interview question, interview questionsDistract cartoon 23 of 53
"If anyone wants me, I'll be right in front of your face while you're furiously texting."
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text, texts, texting, texter, texters, ignore, ignores, ignoring, millennial, millennials, generation gap, generation gaps, parent, parents, teen, teens, teenager, teenaged, adolescent, adolescent, dad, dads, generation gap, generation gaps, digital generation, digital generations, distraction, distractions, distracting, distract, distracts, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, daughter, daughtersDistract cartoon 24 of 53
"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tai chi, ruin, ruining, ruined, messing up, interrupting, interrupt, interrupted, distract, distraction, distractions, distracting, annoy, annoying, needy, attention, attention-hogging, attention-hogs, attention hogging, attention hogsDistract cartoon 25 of 53
Ice cream flavors.
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ice cream, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, bribe, bribes, tantrum, tantrums, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, placate, placates, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, distraction, distractions, reward, rewarding, bad behavior, hissy fit, rage, rages, enraged, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, pacify, pacifies, pacifying, distract, distractsMore cartoons with the keyword 'distract'