Distract Cartoons

"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

Artist:
Le Lievre, Glen
Search ID:
CC122866
High Res:
3325x2906 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
stranded, abandoned, abandonment, desert, deserts, dehydrated, dehydration, starve, starving, starvation, fish, goldfish, pet, pets, pet fish, pet goldfish, fish bowl, fish bowls, fishbowls, fishbowls, tempted, temptation, friend, friends, friendship, care, caring, caregiver, duty of care, self denial, selfdenial, enticed, entice, enticement, distract, distraction, encourage, encouragement, vegetarian, vegetarianism, vegan, veganism, animal right, animal welfare, lucky escape

"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC39119
High Res:
2200x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
spaced out, spaced, distract, distracted, distraction, distractions, miles away, zoned out, zone out, daydream, daydreaming, brain dead, braindead, exec, executive, executives, meeting, meetings, business, big business, boss, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, stress, stressed, concentrate, concentration, first impressions, present, presence, physical, mental, not quite there, tune out, paying attention, attention, pay attention, greetings, greeting, workaholic, work life balance, breakdown, stressed, modern life, working life, corporate, word play, play on words, word, words

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC28068
High Res:
2021x2428 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pun, puns, trains, train, subway, subways, subway line, underground, underground train, travel, travels, travelling, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c, bypass, detour, detours, diversion, diversions, distraction, distractions, distract, distracted, a train, f train, literal, journey, journeys, odyssey

"If anyone wants me, I'll be right in front of your face while you're furiously texting."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC135986
High Res:
4607x3486 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
text, texts, texting, texter, texters, ignore, ignores, ignoring, millennial, millennials, generation gap, generation gaps, parent, parents, teen, teens, teenager, teenagers, teenaged, adolescent, adolescent, dad, dads, generation gap, generation gaps, digital generation, digital generations, distraction, distractions, distracting, distract, distracts, cellphone, cellphones, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, daughter, daughters

City Camps

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC25267
High Res:
2353x3129 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
summer camp, summer camps, camps, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, child, kid, kids, urban, urban life, urban living, city, cities, big city, city life, city living, cinema, restaurant, cinemas, restaurants, busy, indoors, indoor, indoor games, occupy, occupied, distract, distracted, parenting, parental, parents, school, schools, education, educational, city kids, city kid, regional, regions, new york, new york city, nyc, n y c

"It's agreed, then—we look for a new place for lunch."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC24117
High Res:
1399x1417 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
lunch, lunch spot, lunch spots, business lunch, business lunches, sexist, sexism, glass ceiling, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, corporate misogyny, topless dancer, topless dancers, strip, strip club, strip clubs, inappropriate, exclusive, exclude, excluding, women in the workplace, business dinner, business dinners, business meeting, business meetings, corporate culture, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, dancer, dancers, dancing, table dancer, table dancers, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Artist:
Schwartz, Benjamin
Search ID:
CC141548
High Res:
3088x2951 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
freudian slip, freudian slips, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, mustache, mustaches, moustache, moustaches, mustachioed, moustachioed, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviewing, recruiter, recruiters, long-term, long-term plan, long-term plans, long-term goal, long-term goals, goal, goals, five year plan, five year plans, interview question, interview questions

One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36625
High Res:
2958x4199 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
war of 1812, james madison, blockade, blockades, naval blockade, naval blockades, napoleon, napoleonic war, napoleonic wars, navy, british navy, little belt, little belt affair, chesapeake-leopard, chesapeake-leopard affair, historian, historians, american history, americanist, americanists, distract, distracts, distraction, distractions, cause, causes, war, wars

"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC139888
High Res:
3035x2535 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, treatment, injury, injured, hospital, hospitals, bed, cast, body cast, casts, immobile, paralyzed, bedridden, tickle, tickling, tickles, tickled, professional, professionals, medicine, medical, trauma, traumatic, bandages, bandage, arms up, serious, inappropriate, unprofessional, medicines, treat, treats, explain, explaining, distract, distracted, distracting, helpless, helplessness, tickle, tickles, ticklish, distraction, distractions, preoccupied, bedside manner

"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC41135
High Res:
2200x1600 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
internal revenue service, irs, tax cheat, tax cheats, cheater, cheaters, cheating, i.r.s., tax day, tax days, cook the books, cooking the books, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, distraction, distract, distracting, lie, lies, lying, back taxes, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, accountant, accountants, accounting, excuse, excuses

Distractions Of The Great

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC38315
High Res:
2093x2731 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jane, jane austen, austen, writer, writers, writing, fame, famous, celebrity, celebrity, genius, geniuses, prodigy, prodigies, prodigal, talent, talented, procrastinate, procrastinating, procrastination, procrastinates, distract, distracted, distracting, focus, focussed, focused, focusing, focussing, concentrate, concentration, concentrated, matisse, henry matisse, art, artist, artists, painter, painters, historical, historical figures, culture, cultural, cultural references, common, commonality, madame curie, curie, marie curie, figures, influential, influence, influentially

"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC125084
High Res:
3498x3985 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
baseball, baseballer, baseballers, baseball player, baseball players, rich, greedy, greed, coach, coaching, coaches, salary, salaries, inflation, distract, distraction, money, attention, attentions, training, train, trains, earn, earning, earnings, sports, athlete, athletes, money-grabbing

Ice cream flavors.

Artist:
Krimstein, Ken
Search ID:
CC141321
High Res:
3088x2398 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ice cream, ice cream parlor, ice cream parlors, ice cream parlour, ice cream parlours, bribe, bribes, tantrum, tantrums, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, placate, placates, flavor, flavors, flavour, flavours, distraction, distractions, reward, rewarding, bad behavior, hissy fit, rage, rages, enraged, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, pacify, pacifies, pacifying, distract, distracts

"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC25414
High Res:
2408x2035 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, bird, birds, talking animal, talking animals, birdbath, birdbaths, bird bath, bird bath, meeting, meetings, splash, splashing, bath, baths, disturb, disturbing, disrupt, disruptive, interrupt, interrupting, distracting, distract, annoy, annoying, annoyed

"Me? I thought you were raising them."

Artist:
Leighton, Robert
Search ID:
CC120773
High Res:
2000x1604 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
adults, adulthood, parents, parent, parenting, parenthood, parental, child, childhood, kid, kids, motherhood, fatherhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, neglect, neglected, neglectful, modern, modern life, modernity, distract, distracted, distractions, married, married life, blame, blaming, blames, i thought you, young parent, young parents, new parents, new parent

A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC133340
High Res:
3500x2547 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
tightrope, tightropes, tightrope walker, tightrope walkers, balance, balances, balancing, balancing act, balancing acts, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, telephone pole, telephone poles, daredevil, daredevils, circus, circuses, circus act, circus acts, throw off, throws off, throwing off, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feat, feats, telephone wire, telephone wires

"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"

Artist:
Duffy, J. C.
Search ID:
CC122887
High Res:
3290x3948 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
float, floats, floating, headless, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, behead, beheads, beheading, ignore, ignores, ignoring, marriage, marriages, married, married life, spat, spats, tiff, tiffs, fight, fights, fighting, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments

"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC139968
High Res:
3176x5125 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, tai chi, ruin, ruining, ruined, messing up, interrupting, interrupt, interrupted, distract, distraction, distractions, distracting, annoy, annoying, needy, attention, attention-hogging, attention-hogs, attention hogging, attention hogs

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC30443
High Res:
1958x2674 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
ulysses, odysseus, polyphemus, cyclop, cyclops, cyclopses, escape plan, escape plans, the odyssey, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient history, ancient greek, ancient greeks, ancient greece, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, plan b, plan bs, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, idea, ideas

"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC120692
High Res:
2000x1844 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
commentary, commentaries, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, cinemas, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, commentary track, commentary tracks, dvd, dvds, annoying, talk, talks, talking, talking at the movies, talk at the movies, running commentary, snark, snarks, snarking, snarky, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, director's commentary, director's commentaries, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, distract, distracts, distracting

"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

Artist:
Lewis, Eric
Search ID:
CC45332
High Res:
2784x1968 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
decoy, decoys, parade, parades, float, floats, defense, defense industry, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distracting, balloon, balloons, thanksgiving, army, navy, strategy, strategies, military strategy, military strategies, fool, fools, fooling, deceive, deceives, deceiving, deception, deceptions

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
PB400239
High Res:
2542x3606 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interruption, interrupted, interrupt, interrupts, beast, beasts, monster, monsters, distraction, distracted, distract, distracts, gun, guns, revolver, smoking gun, phone, phones, phone call, phone calls, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, landline, home phone, horror, horrors, classic horror, creepy, spooky, scary, imagery, halloween

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
NL700123
High Res:
1860x1401 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
saint patrick, st. patrick, st. patrick's day, saint patrick's day, snake, snakes, ireland, advocate, advocates, advocacy, convince, convinces, convincing, entertain, entertains, entertaining, entertainment, saint, saints, miracle, miracles, miraculous, trick, tricks, tricking, trickery, distract, distracts, distracting

"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

Artist:
Kanin, Zachary
Search ID:
CC138173
High Res:
3022x2145 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
literature, literary, word play, play on words, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, novelist, novelists, bookstore, book store, bookstores, book stores, sherlock holmes, holmes, watson, clean, cleaning, cleaner, cleanliness, germ, germs, clean freak, cleanfreak, clean-freak, murder mystery, mystery, mysteries, distract, distraction, distractions, distracted, ocd