Distract Cartoons

Distract Cartoons

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"That's it... Keep moving... Almost there... Don't look at me... Just a little more... Atta boy... Not far now... Don't look at me."

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"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."

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QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

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"If anyone wants me, I'll be right in front of your face while you're furiously texting."

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City Camps

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"It's agreed, then—we look for a new place for lunch."

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"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

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One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.

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"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."

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"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"

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Distractions Of The Great

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"Every year it's harder and harder to get their attention."

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Ice cream flavors.

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"Ex-cuse me! We're trying to hold a meeting here."

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"Me? I thought you were raising them."

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"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

Artist: Ziegler, Jack   Search ID: CC118915   High Res: 1615x748 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: snow, snowing, snowstorm, snowstorms, tracks, track, paw print, paw prints, pawprint, pawprints, ice, cold, freeze, freezing, winter, snowfall, animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, walkies, distract, distracted, bathroom, toilet, concentrate, concentration, blizzard, blizzards, weather

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A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.

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"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"

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"I suppose you realize you're ruining my Tai Chi session."

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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

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"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."

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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."

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"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

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"Clues, Watson? How can I find clues when all I see is germs?"

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