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Distracting Cartoons
Distracting cartoon 1 of 76
"Impressive, Meyers, but let's stick to your quantitative projections."
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drawing, drawings, artist, artists, art project, art projects, meeting, meetings, business meeting, business meetings, art school, art student, art students, projection, projections, off-topic, distraction, distractions, distracting, fantasy, quantitative projection, quantitative projections, businessman, businessmenDistracting cartoon 2 of 76
"He seems to have lost his focus since he went into politics."
Distracting cartoon 3 of 76
"What the hell do you want? You know this is my busiest day, Mother!"
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florist, florists, flower shop, flower shops, flower store, flower stores, flower, flowers, plant, plants, mother's day, holiday, holidays, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, adult kids, phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, calling, phone call, phone calls, telephone call, telephone calls, talking on the phone, talking on the telephone, phone conversation, phone conversations, telephone conversation, telephone conversations, busy, too busy, busiest day, angry, anger, upset, distracting, frustrated, relationship, relationships, son, sonsDistracting cartoon 4 of 76
"This one's just like being at a real theatre."
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home theater, home theaters, home theatre, home theatres, movie, movies, movie theater, movie theaters, cinema, cinemas, home cinema, home cinemas, electronics, electronics store, electronics stores, electronics shop, electronics shops, experience, experiences, distraction, distractions, distracting, flatscreen, flatscreens, flat screen, flat screens, new tv, new tvs, new television, new televisionsDistracting cartoon 5 of 76
"Can't we just this once, for God's sake, stay on topic?"
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relationship problem, relationship problems, problem, problems, distraction, distractions, distracting, dancer, dancers, ballet, ballerina, ballerinas, topic, topics, stay on topic, staying on topic, interpretive dance, interpretive dancer, interpretive dancers, argument, arguments, discussion, discussions, conversation, conversations, converse, converses, conversingDistracting cartoon 6 of 76
Separated as children, the Wilson twins are unexpectedly reunited at a midtown restaurant.
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restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, service, customer service, order, orders, ordering, menu, menus, customer, customers, patron, patrons, twin, twins, sibling, siblings, brother, brothers, long-lost, long lost, reunion, reunions, reunited, surprise, surprises, surprised, distracted, distraction, distractions, distracting, hungry, hunger, starving, family, families, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, suggest, suggestion, suggestions, separated at birthDistracting cartoon 7 of 76
"I'll have a light beer, the house salad, the salmon, and the belly button."
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light beer, light beers, beer, beers, navel gaze, navel gazes, navel gazing, belly button, belly bottons, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, order, orders, ordering, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, waitressing, distracting, distraction, distractions, bare skin, scantily clad, midriff, midriffs, freudian slip, freudian slips, stare, stares, staring, leer, leers, leeringDistracting cartoon 8 of 76
"I happen to think the blue light of the TV screen is very romantic."
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dinner, dinners, special meal, special meals, gender difference, gender differences, men, women, romance, romantic meal, romantic meals, valentine's day, valentines day, tv dinner, tv dinners, anniversary, anniversaries, anniversary dinner, anniversary supper, distraction, distractions, distracting, tv addict, tv addicts, television, televisionsDistracting cartoon 9 of 76
"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."
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commentary, commentaries, film, films, movie, movies, cinema, cinemas, movie theater, movie theaters, movie theatre, movie theatres, commentary track, commentary tracks, dvd, dvds, annoying, talk, talks, talking, talking at the movies, talk at the movies, running commentary, snark, snarks, snarking, snarky, frustration, frustrations, frustrating, director's commentary, director's commentaries, disrupt, disrupting, disruptive, distract, distracts, distractingDistracting cartoon 10 of 76
"Phones, tones, stones, bones, moans, groans."
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bank, banks, banking, money, finances, personal finances, loan, loans, mortgage, mortgages, borrower, borrowers, loan company, loan companies, loan officer, loan officers, debt, mortgage broker, mortgage brokers, lender, lenders, rhyme, rhymes, rhyming, psychology, insecure, insecurity, problem, problems, distraction, distractions, distracting, waiting, wait, long wait, long waits, customer, customersDistracting cartoon 11 of 76
"This is fun. Too bad about Frank."
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picnic, picnics, picnicking, chalk outline, chalk outlines, outline, outlines, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killings, spoil, spoils, spoiled, spoilt, accident, accidents, accidental, nuisance, nuisances, inconvenient, inconvenience, annoyance, annoyances, annoying, distraction, distractions, distractingDistracting cartoon 12 of 76
"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
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pain, pains, medication, medications, medical, prescription, prescriptions, prescription med, prescription meds, prescription medication, prescription medications, lingering pain, lingering pains, painful, painfulness, doctor, doctors, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractionsDistracting cartoon 13 of 76
"It's agreed, then—we look for a new place for lunch."
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lunch, lunch spot, lunch spots, business lunch, business lunches, sexist, glass ceiling, glass ceiling, misogynist, misogynists, misogyny, corporate misogyny, strip, strip club, strip clubs, inappropriate, exclusive, exclude, excluding, women in the workplace, business dinner, business dinners, business meeting, business meetings, corporate culture, rethink, rethinks, rethinking, dancer, dancers, dancing, table dancer, table dancers, distraction, distractions, distract, distracts, distractingDistracting cartoon 14 of 76
"More bad news!"
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economic forecast, economic forecasts, quarterly report, quarterly reports, quarterly forecast, economic projection, economic projections, financial projection, financial projections, spin doctor, spin doctors, spin, showgirl, showgirls, distraction, distractions, distracted, bad news, distracting, downturn, downturns, profit warning, profit warningsDistracting cartoon 15 of 76
"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."
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relationship trouble, relationships troubles, backhand, backhands, forehand, forehands, tennis, tennis instructor, tennis instructors, talk, talks, talking, distract, distracts, distracting, distraction, distractions, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, tennis player, tennis players, couple, couples, couples counselor, couples counselorsDistracting cartoon 16 of 76
"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."
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writer, writers, writing, author, authors, typing, muse, muses, writer's block, distraction, distractions, distracting, distracted, brain, brains, train of thought, losing focus, concentration, journalism, reporter, reporters, journalist, journalists, procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinator, procrastinators, bothering, annoying, angel, angelsDistracting cartoon 17 of 76
"I'm listening - I just need to chase this insect real quick."
Distracting cartoon 18 of 76
Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.
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king arthur, lady guinevere, round table, knights of the round table, knight, knights, medieval, history, historical, myth, myths, legend, legends, story, stories, camelot, british, folklore, literary, literature, initial reservations, reluctance, acceptance, accepting, grateful, thankful, distracting, distraction, distractions, saxophone, saxophones, playing the saxophone, music, bad music, bad playing, calming presence, business, focus, concentration, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, famous couple, famous couples, incompetent, incompetents, incompetenceDistracting cartoon 19 of 76
"It looks like the internal bleeding should - I'm sorry. It's taking everything in my power not to tickle you right now."
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doctor, doctors, treatment, injury, injured, hospital, hospitals, bed, cast, body cast, casts, immobile, paralyzed, bedridden, tickles, tickled, professional, professionals, medicine, medical, trauma, traumatic, bandages, bandage, arms up, serious, inappropriate, unprofessional, medicines, treat, treats, explain, explaining, distract, distracted, distracting, helpless, helplessness, tickles, ticklish, distraction, distractions, preoccupied, bedside mannerDistracting cartoon 20 of 76
"I thought you would like a little something to remind you how distracting things can be."
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distraction, distractions, unhelpful, distracting, wine, glass of wine, alcohol, working form home, bring work home, remote working, remote worker, welcome distraction, unwelcome distraction, unwelcome distractions, concentration, focus, unfocused, bad concentration, unprofessional, professionalism, behind scheduleDistracting cartoon 21 of 76
"I wish you wouldn't read so intently during my favourite show."
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tv, television, watching tv, watching television, favourite show, favorite show, reading, book, books, reader, readers, bookworm, bookworms, co habitation, living together, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships, distraction, distractions, distracting, interruption, interruptionsDistracting cartoon 22 of 76
"Today, we will talk about your phony numbers. We will not talk about the I.R.S. having too many cooks!"
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internal revenue service, irs, tax cheat, tax cheats, cheater, cheaters, i.r.s., tax day, tax days, cook the books, cooking the books, audit, audits, auditor, auditors, distraction, distract, distracting, lie, lies, lying, back taxes, bureaucracy, bureaucracies, accountant, accountants, accounting, excuse, excusesDistracting cartoon 23 of 76
"How do you spell 'procrastination'?"
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procrastination, procrastinating, procrastinated, procrastinations, spell, spells, spelling, spellings, spelling mistake, spelling mistakes, spelling error, spelling errors, distraction, distractions, distracted, distracting, work ethic, work ethics, delaying tactic, delaying tactics, stalling, stall, stalled, stallsDistracting cartoon 24 of 76
"While you were out, somebody with three names called."
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receptionist, receptionists, secretary, secretaries, employee, employees, assistant, assistants, useless, incompetent, incompetents, unhelpful, business, businessman, businessperson, unprofessional, inept, unqualified, underqualified, inadequate, amateur, amateurs, work, working, workers, worker, distracted, distractingDistracting cartoon 25 of 76
"O.K., show's over, back to work."
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distraction, distractions, distracting, office worker, office workers, office drone, office drones, cubicle, cubicles, voyeur, voyeurism, copulate, copulates, copulating, copulation, nosy, nosiness, bedroom, bedroom scene, bedroom scenes, bed, beds, stare, stares, staring, office romance, office romances, affair, affairsMore cartoons with the keyword 'distracting'