"If we'd wanted running commentary we would have waited for the DVD."
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"You know, during these debates there's something that all too often gets ignored."
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"Are you taking anyone for the pain?"
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"It's agreed, then—we look for a new place for lunch."
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One of the chief causes of the War of 1812 was British insistence on impressing American seamen.
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"Look, I didn't come down here to work on our relationship. I came here to work on my backhand."
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"Don't you dare float your head to the ceiling while I'm talking to you!"
"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"
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"If anyone wants me, I'll be right in front of your face while you're furiously texting."
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Ice cream flavors.
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"Congratulations, General. The anti-missile system wasn't fooled by the decoy balloon."
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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
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A tightrope walker is thrown off by birds landing on one side of his balancing pole.
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"I'm sorry, sir, but Professor Dornley does not wish to be distracted for the duration of the winter."
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"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."
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"My wife's in the bedroom."
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"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."
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A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.
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"Quick, we need a distraction. Release the pee pee tapes!"
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"Do you know why they call me 'The crazy Judge', Mr. Hanson?"
"I'll have to call you back. 'Miss Congeniality 2,' our in-office movie, is starting."
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"Yes, dear, you shall return. I know."
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"We're the moles -- you want the voles, two holes down,"
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After years of waiting, the Feds finally get into podcasts.
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