"O.K., O.K., let's take the F.D.R."
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"And now here's Zeus with the weather."
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QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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Caution Confusing Signage Ahead.
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"I find watering the plants in the middle of a conversation helps me keep my mind of what you're saying."
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"Well, now that we've established that we're all wearing Tommy Hilfiger underwear, can we proceed to the substance of the meeting?"
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"But first, a distraction."
"Larry and I invited you here tonight to take our focus off each other."
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Lanes Closed for Spite
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"My wife's in the bedroom."
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After years of waiting, the Feds finally get into podcasts.
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"Detour: New Normal."
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War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.
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