Diversity Cartoons

"I see by your résumé that you're a woman."

"What the hell? We could use an idiot."

"In the interest of cultural diversity, we've hired Jason, here, who owns a number of hip-hop CDs."

"I happen to be somewhat in a rush. Would it be possible to discuss the various aspects of multiculturalism at some other time soon?"

"It's part of His new diversity program."

"The subject of tonight's discussion is: why are there no women on this panel?"

"They're trying to give a new face to policing."

Income inequality vs Income Diversity.

"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"

"Black and a girl? You are freaking kidding me!"

"We are all of the same opinion, Ms. Beckwith. What's more, we look like America."

"This is an old, upper-middle-class white spiritual."

A Native American works at an American Heritage site.

"I don't like the way women are portrayed in the constellations."

"You will notice that we are represented by troops from many nations."

"We'd like to get him in a school with more diversity and start being exposed to children who watch different shows."

I'll do what everybody does–sell this startup just before we have to hire a female employee.

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"I believe the board has successfully achieved its goal of biodiversity."

"Our panel today includes Hurley Throod, the opinionated Washington bureau chief; Dennis Wurtner, the lightweight TV commentator; Marsha Boyle, the contentious syndicated columnist; and Sydney H. Hall, the self-styled political expert."

"I was into that diversity thing but now I'm just back to gin."

"Different? Hey, we could use different."

"Oh, I've been a rich man, a poor man, a beggar man, a thief, a doctor, a lawyer and now I'd like to try my hand at heading a native-American tribal organization."

"You're eminently qualified for the job, but our diversity policy calls for a yes-woman in this position,"

"Corporate Diversity would like you to get a sex change."