Divination Cartoons

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"I get the sense there's some large body of water you're longing to return to - not a lake, maybe a sea? Is it an ocean?"

"Sometimes the future is bright, sometimes it's dark - it's all cyclical."

"You will fall backward. But eventually you will spring ahead."

"I'm having my entrails read."

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."

"A wonderful cat is coming into your life."

"You will have a nice day."

"Now, right over here there's going to be some congestion, so get off I-95 and take the Hutchinson River Parkway."

"Your car is being hot-wired."

"Perhaps you'd like a second opinion?"

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"I see a vague figure of someone groping...groping...groping..Yes, yes, it's coming in more clearly now! It seems to be—yes, it is a man! The man has a briefcase! And some papers! The man is an economist!"

"Being a psychic is hard. But I knew it would be hard."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

"You like people and people respond to that."

"I see many gifts. They say do not open till Christmas."

"You had a great summer and you're going to have a great fall."

"Madame Zelinski can provide an even more accurate. Reading with your date of birth and social security number,"

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"Don't look so astonished. The crystal ball is not sacrosanct. For the professional a well maintained electric pencil sharpener is perfectly adequate."

"Don't laugh. He's found grants like that before."

"You have a strong interest in sports."