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"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."
"All I'm saying is that if God created man in his own image he was a bit of a cloner himself."
"What a lousy creation myth!"
"What can I say? Intelligent design isn't perfectâ��I forgot to include pockets."
God uses the universe as a reading light.
"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."
"This human experiment has gone on long enough. Give the hippos control."