Divorce Cartoons

"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."

"I married for love. I divorced for money."

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.

"I'm sorry, Edward. I suddenly realized I'm not a cat person."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

Someday, my Ron Perelman will come.

"Ted Burton! How are you? How's my ex-wife? My kids? My dog?"

"Can't you see? He needs both of us!"

"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"

"It may surprise you to know that, contrary to your experience, you're actually very happily married."

"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."

"I filed for divorce on the grounds of mental exhaustion."

"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."

"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

The Subtext of All Tattoos

"Didn't you find it attractive that he was a "Free Range Chicken'?"

"I've decided to cut and run."

"I don't like him."

"But you can't leave, Helen—I still have so much to learn from women."

"As a matter of fact, you did catch us at a bad time."