"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."
"It was a complete blowout – I lost my seat, my house, my car, my wife, and my season ticket to the Redskins."
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"Not you, too!"
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"O.K. just one more item. Who gets the frequent-flier miles?"
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"Frankly, since my wife left me it's more than I can keep up with."
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"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
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"I want to be put on lifestyle support."
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"Perhaps if you weren't paying so much alimony we could eat out once in a while."
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"She's just waiting for him to be worth divorcing."
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"Actually, living well on his money is the best revenge."
"Have you any idea of the breakup value of this marriage?"
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"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."
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Early divorce settlement
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"I'm leaving you, and I'm taking the bowling pins with me."
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