Divorcees Cartoons

"I married for love. I divorced for money."

"Melanie, this is my husband, Greg, and Greg's jacket from a previous marriage."

"Ideally, husbands should be spaced at least three years apart."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"Why, Ed Phillips! I haven't seen you since our divorce!"

"I honestly don't know what you're waiting for. By the time I was your age, I'd been married twice."

"Not tonight, honey. I'm filing for divorce."

"Howard is my second husband once removed."

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"You don't look like you filed."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"The woman at this end is my current ex-wife."

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

"Hey, what if marriages had term limits?"

"I've been to all his weddings."

"Things change, people grow apart, but life goes on."

"It was a typical 'His lawyer said/Her lawyer said' situation."

"Look, I'm quite sure you're mistaken—I never forget a spouse."

"I've decided to spend the rest of my life with someone else."

"To our divorces—powerful tools of capital formation."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."