Divorces Cartoons

"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC43343
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3900x2568 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, middle age, fights, marital, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, marriage breakdown, marriage breakdowns, divorce, divorces, listening, conversation, conversations, husband, husbands, wife, wives, mankoff

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC28976
High Res:
2132x1644 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets

Surprise Party

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC28658
High Res:
2945x2223 pixels (unwatermarked)
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surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnant, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunate

"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29511
High Res:
2140x1969 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mother, mothers, parent, parents, report card, report cards, grade, grades, bad grade, bad grades, grading, distance, distancing, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, child, son, sons, offspring, pride, parent, parents, parenting, parental pride, divorce, divorces, expectation, expectations, high expectations

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133360
High Res:
2946x3070 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy

"We're fighting like - well, we're fighting."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29243
High Res:
1907x1587 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fight, fights, fighting, cat, cats, dog, dogs, oil and water, contrast, contrasts, argument, arguments, lawyer, lawyers, divorce, divorces, attorney, attorneys, irreconcilable differences, irreconcilable difference

"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC133879
High Res:
3042x2587 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
leash law, leash laws, divorce, divorces, malpractice, malpractice lawsuit, malpractice lawsuits, divorce, divorces, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, divorce law, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, specialist, specialists, legal

"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC119300
High Res:
2000x1648 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, dead, died, dying, funeral, funerals, mourn, mourning, condolence, condolences, marriage, married, divorce, divorces, serial divorce, divorcee, widow, widower, widowed, gold digger, gold-digger, gold diggers, environment, environmental, catty, sarcasm, sarcastic, sass, sassing

"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC43264
High Res:
1464x1513 pixels (unwatermarked)
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grandparent, grandparents, visitation, visitation rights, visitor, visitors, grandfather, grandfathers, divorce, divorces, divorce settlement, divorce settlements, extended family, avoid, avoids, avoiding, family reunion, holiday season, home for the holidays, never call, never write

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29880
High Res:
3268x2901 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee

"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC43370
High Res:
2001x1492 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hollywood, hollywood marriage, hollywood marriages, celebrity marriage, celebrity marriages, divorce, divorces, divorce culture, los angeles, l.a. lifestyle, la lifestyle, marriage, marriages, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, long marriage, long marriages, anniversary, anniversaries, moral, morals, tradition, traditions, dog years, translation, translations, translating

"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32417
High Res:
2159x1651 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, picture, pictures, photo, photos, memory, memories, story, stories, life, divorcees, divorcee, cute, reminisce, odd, unusual, reverse, unexpected, talking, friend, reminiscing, chat, tea

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC120465
High Res:
3000x2237 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married, marry, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorcees, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, space, need space, veiled, avoidance, indirect, direct, couples counselling

"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC36688
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2418x1726 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dictating, dictate, dictates, secretary, secretaries, divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorces, split up, splitting up, split-up, splitting-up, business, attitude, reinforcing, restating, letter, letters, legal, law, lawyer, office, offices, attitudes

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC123735
High Res:
4651x4113 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123025
High Res:
3323x2928 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-husbands, ex-wife, ex-wives

"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC25354
High Res:
1506x1591 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcees, marriage, married, split, split up, break-up, break-ups, hosta, hostas, hosta funkia, plant, plants, splitting assets, assets, plantain lilies, plantain lily, breaking up, break up, splitting up, sharing out, dividing, horticulture, dividing hosta, houseplant, houseplants, spouse, spouses

"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC28294
High Res:
2035x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, old age, old people, old couple, old couples, wives, wife, marry, marrying, married couple, married couples, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, falling out, fall out, falls out, confession, confessions, dark secret, dark secrets

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126390
High Res:
3050x2733 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up

"Brad, we've got to talk."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31683
High Res:
3655x2935 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, relationships, nature, psychiatry, breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, bad time, bad times, bad timing, conversation, conversations, hard conversation, hard conversations, over the falls, over the waterfall, choose your moment, choosing your moments, mankoff

The End is Near...You Wish.

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC29601
High Res:
1800x1813 pixels (unwatermarked)
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fights, marital, religious sign carriers, you wish, wives, the end is near, marriage, relationships, divorce, street prophet, street prophets, end of the world, doomsday, apocalypse, wife, husband, husbands, married life, marital problem, divorces, marital problems

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122734
High Res:
3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC119247
High Res:
3000x2395 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
marriage, divorce, problems, relationships, walk out, walks out, walking out, breakup, breakups, divorces, divorcing, follow, follows, following, separation, separations, break up, breaks up, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, come with, coming with, mankoff

"I hope we can still be cousins."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC119793
High Res:
2000x2083 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cousin, cousins, rural, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotypical, redneck, rednecks, rural america, farmer, farmers, cousin, cousins, kissing cousins, first cousin, first cousins, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces

"Hi! I'm the Bluebird of Happiness. Can I get your ex-wife's new address?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC22859
High Res:
1357x1085 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
happiness, depressed, depression, depressions, divorced, divorces, divorce, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, rub salt in the wound, rubbing salt in the wound, sad, sadness, lonely, loneliness, exacerbate, exacerbates, exacerbating, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties