Divorces Cartoons

Divorces Cartoons

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"I'm sorry, dear. I wasn't listening. Could you repeat what you've said since we've been married?"

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"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

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Surprise Party

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"Your mother and I have seen your report card, and we've decided to distance ourselves from you."

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"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

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"We're fighting like - well, we're fighting."

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"I do corporate, divorce, and malpractice, but I'm most familiar with leash laws."

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"That's the fourth husband she's put in the ground without any concern for what it's doing to the environment."

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"It's your grandparents, claiming their visitation rights."

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"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."

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"Actually, there's kind of a cute story behind that divorce."

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"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

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"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

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"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

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"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

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"It's time to split the Hosta funkia!"

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"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

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"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

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"Brad, we've got to talk."

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The End is Near...You Wish.

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"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

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"I hope we can still be cousins."

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"Hi! I'm the Bluebird of Happiness. Can I get your ex-wife's new address?"

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