Divorcing Cartoons

Divorcing Cartoons

Divorcing cartoon 1 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

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Divorcing cartoon 2 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

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Divorcing cartoon 3 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

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Divorcing cartoon 4 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

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Divorcing cartoon 5 of 201

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"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

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Divorcing cartoon 6 of 201

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"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

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Divorcing cartoon 7 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

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Divorcing cartoon 8 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

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Divorcing cartoon 9 of 201

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"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

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Divorcing cartoon 10 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

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Divorcing cartoon 11 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"Brad, we've got to talk."

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Divorcing cartoon 12 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

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Divorcing cartoon 13 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

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Divorcing cartoon 14 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"Hi! I'm the Bluebird of Happiness. Can I get your ex-wife's new address?"

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Divorcing cartoon 15 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

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Divorcing cartoon 16 of 201

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"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

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Divorcing cartoon 17 of 201

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"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."

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Divorcing cartoon 18 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

Not-quite-empty-enough-nest Syndrome

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Divorcing cartoon 19 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

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Divorcing cartoon 20 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

Eggerton & Peppo - Specializing in Amicable Divorces and Children's Birthday Parties

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Divorcing cartoon 21 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"We're divorced, but we are still friends - friends with lawyers."

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Divorcing cartoon 22 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

'Where Are They Now?'

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Divorcing cartoon 23 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."

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Divorcing cartoon 24 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

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Divorcing cartoon 25 of 201

Divorcing cartoon

"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."

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