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Divorcing Cartoons
Divorcing cartoon 1 of 256
"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships.love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, drink, drinks, drinking, drinking alcohol, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, liquor, booze, drunk, drunks, boozing, skit-chasing, skirt-chaser, skit-chasers, womanising, womanizing, womanizer, womanizer, womaniser, womanisers, cheating, cheater, cheaters, affair, affairs, extramarital affairs, infidelity, fashion, fashion sense, bicycle clothesDivorcing cartoon 2 of 256
"I think I know where the passion in our marriage has gone."
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failing marriage, breaking up, divorce, divorcing, passion, passions, dead bedroom, dead bedrooms, passionate, husband, husbands, wife, wives, relationship, relationships, couple, couples, spouses, spouse, marriage, married, arts and crafts, egg painter, egg painters, egg painting, collection, collectionsDivorcing cartoon 3 of 256
"Ted Burton! How are you? How's my ex-wife? My kids? My dog?"
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ex-wife, ex wife, ex-wives, ex wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, modern family, modern families, family life, family-life, stepdad, stepdads, step-dad, step-dads, step dad, step dads, acquaintance, friendly, friendliness, married life, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, step family, step families, step-family, step-familiesDivorcing cartoon 4 of 256
"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, divorce proceedings, divorce procedure, divorce petition, divorce petitions, getting a divorce, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, spousal dispute, spousal disputesDivorcing cartoon 5 of 256
"We are so in synch. I was just about to ask you for a divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, in synch, in-synch, in sync, in-sync, synchronised, synchronized, together, great minds think alike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, compatible, compatibilityDivorcing cartoon 6 of 256
"I filed for divorce on the grounds of mental exhaustion."
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divorce, divorcing, divorced, exhausted, exhaustion, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, married, marriage, failed marriage, failing marriage, couples counsellor, couples counselor, couples counselling, marriage therapy, couples therapy, therapist, therapists, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting up, split upDivorcing cartoon 7 of 256
"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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peccadillo, small sin, unimportant sin, mistake, wrong doing, rule breaking, rule breaker, rule breakers, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, married, marry, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separation, separated, file for divorce, filed for divorce, prenup, prenuptial, prenuptial agreement, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, divorce lawyers, divorce lawyer, law firm, law, laws, law firms, legal, legal documents, legal document, dissolution, solicitor, solicitorsDivorcing cartoon 8 of 256
"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salespersonDivorcing cartoon 9 of 256
"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejorativesDivorcing cartoon 10 of 256
"I don't like him."
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therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, couples therapy, marriage counselor, marriage counselors, marriage counseling, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, dislike, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakupsDivorcing cartoon 11 of 256
"But you can't leave, Helen—I still have so much to learn from women."
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separation, separate, separated, separating, divorce, divorcing, relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, split up, splitting up, walking out, dumped, broken up, break up, beg, begging, excuse, excusesDivorcing cartoon 12 of 256
"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, petsDivorcing cartoon 13 of 256
"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
Divorcing cartoon 14 of 256
"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."
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lawsuit, lawsuits, vengeance, revenge, sue, sues, suing, ex, exes, ex-husband, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, anger, angry, focus, focuses, focusing, focussing, focus your rage, fight back, fights back, fighting back, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-upsDivorcing cartoon 15 of 256
"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, divorce, divorces, divorcing, horror, horror movie, horror movies, horror film, horror films, classic, monster movie, monster movies, monster, monsters, frankenstein, bride, wife, wives, denial, in denial, jilted husband, identity, identity crisisDivorcing cartoon 16 of 256
"Dear, I'd like to roll our marriage over into an amicable divorce."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, amicable, friendly, roll-over, roll over, transformation, change, modern lifeDivorcing cartoon 17 of 256
"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"
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boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorced, divorcee, divorcees, divorcing, engagement, engaged, fiance, multiple marriages, hopeful, hopeless romantic, hopeless romantics, love, desperate, lonely, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counsellingDivorcing cartoon 18 of 256
"You'll be back."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving homeDivorcing cartoon 19 of 256
"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrellingDivorcing cartoon 20 of 256
"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energyDivorcing cartoon 21 of 256
"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memoriesDivorcing cartoon 22 of 256
"What is it this time? My maleness? My Anglo-Saxoness? My Pincetoness? My lawyerness?"
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breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, breaking-up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, criticism, critic, critics, criticisms, gender politics, gender issue, gender problem, domestic, domestics, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, gender politics, nag, nags, white male privilegeDivorcing cartoon 23 of 256
"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, couple, couples, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, marriage, marriages, married life, husband, husbands, wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, long distance, long distance relationship, long distance relationships, long-distance, long-distance relationship, long-distance relationships, ldr, l.d.r., ldrs.l.d.r.s., neighbourhood, neighbourhoods, neighborhood, neighborhoods, ex, exes, close, closer, too far, modern lifeDivorcing cartoon 24 of 256
"This isn't working. I'm putting you on a plane back to Ohio."
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husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, divorce, divorced, divorcing, divorce lawyer, divorce lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, breakup, breaking up, broken up, broke up, dumped, split up, separate, separating, separated, kicked out, lazy, loser, losers, unmotivated, unemployed, moochDivorcing cartoon 25 of 256
"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."
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alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorceeMore cartoons with the keyword 'divorcing'