"Goodbye, Kevin. I could look the other way with the boozing and the skirt-chasing, but I did not sign up for bicycle clothes."
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ex-wife, ex wife, ex-wives, ex wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital breakdown, marital breakdowns, modern family, modern families, family life, family-life, stepdad, stepdads, step-dad, step-dads, step dad, step dads, acquaintance, friendly, friendliness, married life, amicable divorce, amicable divorces, step family, step families, step-family, step-families"Why do we need some piece of paper to say that we both hate each other?"
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divorce, divorcing, divorced, exhausted, exhaustion, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, married, marriage, failed marriage, failing marriage, couples counsellor, couples counselor, couples counselling, marriage therapy, couples therapy, therapist, therapists, breakup, breakups, breaking up, splitting up, split up"Of course, your case against him would be a lot stronger if you had made him sign a pre-peccadillo agreement."
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peccadillo, small sin, unimportant sin, mistake, wrong doing, rule breaking, rule breaker, rule breakers, relationships, relationship, marriage, marriages, married, marry, divorce, divorced, divorcing, separate, separation, separated, file for divorce, filed for divorce, prenup, prenuptial, prenuptial agreement, contract, contracts, lawyer, lawyers, divorce lawyers, divorce lawyer, law firm, law, laws, law firms, legal, legal documents, legal document, dissolution, solicitor, solicitors"It's as though everything nice about you had been just some kind of introductory offer."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, couple, couples, men, man, woman, women, marriage problems, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, divorce, divorcing, fight, fights, argue, argument, arguments, arguing, sales, salesman, salesmen, saleswoman, saleswomen, salespeople, salesperson"I've decided to cut and run."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, military, iraq war, catch-phrase, catch-phrases, catchphrase, catchphrases, cut and run, cut-and-run, leaving, giving up, hurry off, word play, word play, republican party, american politics, american government, united states, us, u.s., united states of america, usa, u.s.a., america, pejorative, pejoratives"I don't like him."
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets"Hey, honey! I thought of something else you can put on your restraining order."
"'Vengeance is ours,' saith Courtland, Mumford & Blaine."
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lawsuit, lawsuits, vengeance, revenge, sue, sues, suing, ex, exes, ex-husband, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, get revenge, gets revenge, getting revenge, anger, angry, focus, focuses, focusing, focussing, focus your rage, fight back, fights back, fighting back, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breaking up, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, amicable, friendly, roll-over, roll over, transformation, change, modern life"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"
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boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, dating, date, dates, relationship, relationships, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, spouse, spouses, divorce, divorced, divorcee, divorcees, divorcing, engagement, engaged, fiance, multiple marriages, hopeful, hopeless romantic, hopeless romantics, love, desperate, lonely, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, couples counselling, marriage counselling"You'll be back."
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, return, come back, trousers, pants, clothes, clothing, forgot, forgetting, forgotten, leaving home"Mother was right about you. You're a toaster."
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date, dates, dating, relationship, relationships, relationship problem, relationship problems, breakdown, breakdowns, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, incompatible, incompatibility, toaster, toasters, appliance, appliances, wrong for each other, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mother-in-law, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, row, rows, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling"And may all your chakras be blocked!"
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy"We'll always have couples therapy."
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therapy, psychology, psychiatry, couples therapy, marriage counseling, marriage counselling, patient, patients, mental health, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, unhealthy relationship, unhealthy relationships, unhappy relationship, unhappy relationships, love, hate, marriage, marriages, married life, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, conflict, conflicts, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split, splits, splitting, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, leaving, memory, memories"What is it this time? My maleness? My Anglo-Saxoness? My Pincetoness? My lawyerness?"
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breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, breaking-up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, criticism, critic, critics, criticisms, gender politics, gender issue, gender problem, domestic, domestics, argument, arguments, arguing, spat, spats, marital spat, marital spats, marriage spat, gender politics, nag, nags, white male privilege"I'm sorry, Carol. I just feel like I should be seeing someone closer to my own neighborhood."
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