Divorcing Cartoons

"Then one day he said, 'It's either me or the damned cat!'"

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
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CC28976
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2132x1644 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cat, cats, cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lady, cat ladies, late husband, late husbands, widow, widows, ultimatum, ultimatums, smug, self-satisfied, self-satisfaction, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, ex-husband, ex-husbands, divorce, divorces, divorcing, wife, wives, split up, splitting up, beloved pet, pet, pets

"And may all your chakras be blocked!"

Artist:
Bliss, Harry
Search ID:
CC133360
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2946x3070 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hippy, hippies, hippys, breakup, break up, break-up, split up, split ups, split, kicked, kick, kicks, kicked out, kick out, divorce, divorced, divorces, divorcing, marriage, married, marries, marriage problems, married life, chakra, chakras, reiki, reikis, yoga, yogi, curses, curse, cursed, curse you, revenge, revenged, fight, fighting, fights, argue, argues, argument, spiritual energy

"It equals out. I pay alimony to Laurie and Denise, and I get alimony from Brenda and Suzanne."

Artist:
Harris, Sidney
Search ID:
CC29880
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3268x2901 pixels (unwatermarked)
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alimony, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorced, paying alimony, bigamy, polygamy, divorcing, divorce proceedings, maintenance, allowance, child support, slimy, immoral, bar, bars, drink, drinks, alcohol, sad, sad sack, scheme, scheming, plan, plans, marriage, marriages, married, marries, relationship, relationships, break up, break-ups, break ups, divorcee

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133339
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2895x2755 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, married life, married, divorce, divorced, divorcing, marital, breakup, break up, breakups, break ups, break-up, break-ups, hospital, hospitals, medical, emergency, emergencies, life changing event, waiting room, waiting rooms, remarry, worse than breaking up by text, illness, ill, sick, sickness, doctor, doctors, surgery, surgeons, intensive care, health care, side effect, side effects, recovery, recovering, recover, bearer of bad news, good news and bad news, good news, bad news

"There needs to be room in the relationship for me to say I'm divorcing you."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC120465
High Res:
3000x2237 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married, marry, divorce, divorcing, divorces, divorcees, couple, couples, spouse, spouses, problem, problems, space, need space, veiled, avoidance, indirect, direct, couples counselling

"Dear Jean: Confirming our phone conversation of earlier today, I no longer love you, and want a divorce."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC36688
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2418x1726 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dictating, dictate, dictates, secretary, secretaries, divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorces, split up, splitting up, split-up, splitting-up, business, attitude, reinforcing, restating, letter, letters, legal, law, lawyer, office, offices, attitudes

"Who's going to finish your sentences?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC123735
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4651x4113 pixels (unwatermarked)
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couple, couples, walk out, walks out, walking out, divorce, divorces, divorcing, finish each other's sentence, finishing each other's sentences, split up, splits up, splitting up, split, splits, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, other half, threaten, threatens, threatening, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, row, rows, rowing, furious

"I feel like Doris is divorcing me for all the wrong reasons."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123025
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3323x2928 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splitting up, wrong reason, wrong reasons, second-guess, second-guesses, second-guessing, mansplain, mansplains, mansplaining, divorce court, reason, reasons, cheater, cheaters, adulterer, adulterers, ex--husband, ex-husbands, ex-wife, ex-wives

"And, what's more, I never loved you. My father bullied me into marrying you."

Artist:
Frascino, Edward
Search ID:
CC28294
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2035x1895 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, old age, old people, old couple, old couples, wives, wife, marry, marrying, married couple, married couples, fight, fights, fighting, spat, spats, falling out, fall out, falls out, confession, confessions, dark secret, dark secrets

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC126390
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3050x2733 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, divorced, separation, separations, walk out, walks out, walking out, leave, leaves, leaving, husband, husbands, wife, wives, luggage, baggage, suitcase, suitcases, style, stylish, picky, choosy, fashionista, fashionistas, attractive, move out, moves out, moving out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, break-up, breaks up, breaking up

"Brad, we've got to talk."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC31683
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3655x2935 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, relationships, nature, psychiatry, breakup, breakups, breaking up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, difficult conversation, difficult conversations, bad time, bad times, bad timing, conversation, conversations, hard conversation, hard conversations, over the falls, over the waterfall, choose your moment, choosing your moments, mankoff

"You can't leave, Alice - you're the only thing keeping me from quitting my job, taking up golf, and living off the equity in the house."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC122734
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3005x2757 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, wives, divorce, divorces, divorcing, husband, husbands, walk out, walks out, walking out, equity, retire, retires, retiring, retirement, job, jobs, quit, quits, quitting, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, leave, leaves, leaving, split up, splitting up, break up, breaks up, breaking up, empty threat, empty threats, single, newly single, single life

"O.K., leave me, but just remember, if you do I'm coming with you."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC119247
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3000x2395 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, divorce, problems, relationships, walk out, walks out, walking out, breakup, breakups, divorces, divorcing, follow, follows, following, separation, separations, break up, breaks up, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, come with, coming with, mankoff

"Hi! I'm the Bluebird of Happiness. Can I get your ex-wife's new address?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC22859
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1357x1085 pixels (unwatermarked)
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happiness, depressed, depression, depressions, divorced, divorces, divorce, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, split up, splitting up, rub salt in the wound, rubbing salt in the wound, sad, sadness, lonely, loneliness, exacerbate, exacerbates, exacerbating, relationship problem, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties

"There's nothing wrong with you, Steve - it's just you're the incumbent."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC133018
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4511x3379 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wife, leaving, home, husband, fight, marital, problems, argument, deserting, suitcases, reasons, explanations, divorce, divorces, divorcing, marital problem, marital problems, walk out, walks out, walking out, split up, splits up, splitting up, breakup, breakups, breaking up, it's not you, incumbent, incumbents, lame duck, lame ducks, mankoff

"Look, you've been great. It's just that we'd like to start seeing other marriage counsellors."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC134860
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4625x3690 pixels (unwatermarked)
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love scenes, breakups, marriage counselors, divorce, marriage counselor, marriage counsellor, marriage counsellors, marriage counselling, see other people, sees other people, seeing other people, therapist, therapists, couples therapists, couples therapists, couples therapy, let down easy, lets down easy, letting down easy, it's not you, cliche, cliches, cliched, breakup, breakups, breaking up, split up, splits up, splitting up, divorce, divorces, divorcing, mankoff

"This is my last visit, Martha. I got the marriage posthumously annulled."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC29704
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2899x1969 pixels (unwatermarked)
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age, old, death, gravestones, relationships, marriage, law, cemeteries, divorce, death, marriage, posthumous, annulled, annulment, annul, annuls, widower, widowers, graveside, unhappy marriage, unhappy marriages, bad marriage, bad marriages, divorce, divorces, divorcing, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, mankoff

Not-quite-empty-enough-nest Syndrome

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC131276
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4614x4757 pixels (unwatermarked)
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empty nest, empty nester, empty nesters, empty nest syndrome, syndrome, syndromes, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, married life, marriage, divorce, divorcing, separate, separating, split, splitting, after children, when the children leave, child, children, older children, older child, parent, parents, parenting, after parenting, angry, anger, argue, argument, arguments, fight, fights, fighting, hate, dislike, staying together for the children

Lesser-Known 'Conscious Uncouplings

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC140365
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4613x3943 pixels (unwatermarked)
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conscious uncoupling, conscious uncouplings, gywneth paltrow, chris martin, celebrities, celebrity, famous, famous people, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, break up, break ups, split, splitting, separation, separating, divorce, divorcing, lesser known, lesser-known, new age, guru, friends, friend, friendly, amicable, relationship, relationships, marriage, relationship issues, modern life, calculus, math, maths, mathematics, beet, beets, piano, playing the piano, stop, end, finish, give up, part, parting

Eggerton & Peppo - Specializing in Amicable Divorces and Children's Birthday Parties

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC34989
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1745x2322 pixels (unwatermarked)
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birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, divorce, divorces, divorcing, attorney, attorneys, lawyer, lawyers, legal representation, legal representative, specialization, specializations, specialisation, specialisations, specialize, specializes, specializing, specialise, specialises, specialising

"We're divorced, but we are still friends - friends with lawyers."

Artist:
Smaller, Barbara
Search ID:
CC141455
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5700x4896 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, divorces, divorcing, married, marriage, marriages, break up, break-up, friend, friends, friends with lawyers, friends with benefits, divorcee, divorcees, law, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, remain friends, remaining friends, frosty, unfriendly, unusual, relationship, relationships, hostile

'Where Are They Now?'

Artist:
Chast, Roz
Search ID:
CC43499
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2722x3362 pixels (unwatermarked)
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middle age, middle-aged, high school, high-school, most likely to, most likely to succeed, marriage, marriages, life, lives, divorce, divorced, bleak, jealous, fail, failed, outlook, outlook, prediction, predictions, middle aged, lonely, loneliness, divorce, divorced, divorcing, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, bleak, gloomy

"Oh, there's nothing really wrong with our marriage. We'd just like to figure out a way to monetize it."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC139535
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4610x3237 pixels (unwatermarked)
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divorce, marriage, monetize, money, counsellor, monetizes, monetizing, monetise, monetises, monetising, divorcing, make money, makes money, making money, modern life, modern times, modern marriage, modern marriages, bottom line, bottom lines, marriage problem, marriage problems, money problem, money problems, monetary problem, monetary problems, mankoff

"It's pro-active, Stan. I'm leaving you before you become a midlife male sleazeball creep."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC23469
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3721x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationships, marriage, divorce, men, age, aging, middle, women, proactive, proactive decision, proactive decisions, walk out, walks out, walking out, sleaze, sleazes, sleazy, creep, creeps, divorce, divorces, divorcing, midlife crisis, midlife crises, mankoff

"I'm leaving to spend more time with my family."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC32746
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3277x2417 pixels (unwatermarked)
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family, women, divorce, divorces, divorcing, split up, splits up, splitting up, second family, second families, second life, second lives, time with the family, bigamy, bigamist, bigamists, mankoff