"We would like to be genetically modified to taste like Brussels sprouts."
Tags:brussels sprouts, cows, genes, wishes, fairy godmother, dna, genetic engineering, modern life, agriculture, animals, myths, vegetables, food, gmo, gmos, genetically modified organism, genetically modified organisms, gm food, gm foods, self-preserve, self-preservation, wish, wishes, fairy, fairies, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegan, vegans, animal rights, slaughter, slaughters, slaughtering, self-interest, self-interested
"We think it has something to do with your genome."
Tags:doctors, doctors and patients, genome, dna, genetic engineering, insects, sci fi, medical, problems, modern life, modern living, genetic abnormality, genetic abnormalities, genetic illness, genetic illnesses, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, gene, genes, kafka, kafkaesque, franz kafka, metamorphosis, diagnosis, diagnoses, mankoff
"It looks bad, boss - they got your DNA off an old tennis ball."
Tags:dna, tennis, tennis ball, tennis balls, dog, dogs, guilt, guilty, mob, mobs, mob boss, mob bosses, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, game, games, criminal, criminals, organized crime, organised crime, guilt, forensic, forensics, forensic evidence, establish guilt, establishing guilt
Woman looking at apples in a grocery store with labels that say "Apples", "Genetically modified apples" and "Mutant apples from outer space".
Tags:food, food shopping, food store, food stores, grocery, groceries, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, supermarket, supermarkets, fruit, fruits, apple, apples, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, organic food, organic foods, eating organic, space, outer space, sci-fi, science fiction, mutant, mutants, gene, genes, dna, technology, nature, environment, environmental issues, health, unhealthy, eating habits, healthy eating, diet, diets, modern life
"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"
Tags:dna, crimes, forensics, forensic, lab, laboratory, lab, labs, laboratories, logic, flawed logic, analysis, flawed, bad, suspect, suspects, mink, minks, police, police force, fed, feds, fbi, federal bureau of investigations, analyse, fibres, fibers, fibre, fiber, investigation, criminal, dna evidence, twins, twin
"Very nice résumé. Leave a sample of your DNA with my secretary."
Tags:resume, resumes, dna, dna smaple, dna samples, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, urine test, urine tests, test, tests, testing, hiring, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, interviewing, qualification, qualifications, employment officer, employment officers, genetics, gene, genes, job applicant, job applicants, job application, job applications, personnel, gene, genes, genome, genomes, human resources
Gold, Silver & Bronze Evolution Chart
"He's got your trudge."
Tags:trudge, trudging, walk, walking, father, son, fathers, sons, like father like son, alike, similar, inherited, inherit, inherits, trait, traits, plod, plodding, trek, trekking, insult, insulting, backhanded, backhanded compliment, alike, inheritance, genes, dna, genetic, genetics, learned, learning, parent, parents
Your DNA on a Stick
"The rug will not be sent out for lab tests."
Tags:court, courts, in court, court of law, judge, judges, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, guilt, guilty, lab test, lab tests, dna, dna test, dna testing, dna tests, found guilty, burden of proof, evidence, courtroom, courtrooms, peeing on the carpet, weeing on the carpet
"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, client, clients, defence, fense, defendant, defendants, apology, apologies, apologising, apologizing, compensation, free, not guilty, innocent, dna, genetics, test, tests, testing, sample, samples, evidence, proof, science, return, returning, technology, exonerated, exoneration, exonerations, modern life
"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, jury, juries, dna, genetics, genetic testing, evidence, proof, cheering, cheer, cheers, cheerleader, cheerleaders
"The locket contains a strand of my DNA."
Tags:relationship, relationships, couple, couples, gift, gifts, present, presents, jewellery, jewelry, accessory, accessories, necklace, necklaces, locket, lockets, hair, strand, strands, dna, deoxyribonucleic acid, science, genetics, biology, modern romance, modern couple, modern couples, technology, intimate, personal, personalised, personalized
Tags:relationship, relationships, dating, couple, couples, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, parent, parents, meeting the parents, meeting the family, meeting the in-laws, in-law, in-laws, genetic, biology, genetics, science, gene, genes, dna, family, families, compliment, compliments, complimenting
"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."
Tags:dna, genetic, genetics, science, sciences, natural science, scientist, scientists, scientific, scientifically, biology, biological, human biology, genome, human, humans, mankind, ice skate, ice skates, ice skating, ice, on ice, skating, skate, skates, figure skating, figure skater, figure skaters, natural, naturally, organic, organics, helix, quadruple, triple, jump, toe loop, spiral, spin, twist, spin, sport, sports, winter sports, winter, professional sport
"Neat ancestors - biological?"
"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."
Tags:inheritance, inherit, inherits, unwanted inheritance, will, wills, last will and testament, mother, body, body image, negative body image, self-esteem, low self-esteem, traits, trait, genetic trait, genetic traits, bad trait, bad traits, look alike, mother daughter relationship, mother daughter, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, daughter, daughters, disappointment, disappointed, jowl, jowls, arm flab, gender sterotype, death, dead, loss, rotten inheritance, bad inheritance, unwanted traits, unwanted trait, worst trait, worst traits, dna
Although Tall Enough to Play Basketball, Had There Been such a Thing, the Emperor Charlemagne Was the Son of King Pepin the Short
"DNA proves I was unjustly convicted. However, I'm guilty of seven other crimes."
Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken
Tags:animal, animals, fish, chicken, chicken, rooster, roosters, hen, hens, poultry, meat, gmo, g.m.o., genetically modified organisms, genetically modified, food safety, genetics, biology, science, food science, gm food, gm foods, g.m. food, g.m.s foods, genetically modified food, genetically modified foods, genetically engineered food, genetically engineered foods, ge food, ge foods, g.e. food, g.e. foods, bio-engineered food, bio-engineered foods, genetic engineering, technology, problem, problems, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, mutant, mutants, dna, d.n.a., too far, modern life
"Don't kill it! That mosquito is carrying my DNA."
One of Many California Gene Pools
Maps of the Human Genome
"No one understands me."