"Here's a letter from a housewife in the southern tier of the kingdom. She writes: 'Sire, would it or would it not be appropriate to use a sand-finish latex paint on a wall on which there remains some painted-over wallpaper? Respectfully, Mrs. R. Jones.'"
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"No, thanks - I'm a libertarian."
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"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."
"Well, I'll be darned. There's a really nice hardwood floor under here."
"Who had the garden salad?"
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"I'm very domestic. I bottle my own water."
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A Martha Stewart Moment in Apartment 8-J
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"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."
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Graph of 'Paint' against 'Time'.
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Man Lifting Heavy Block
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The Emersons at Home
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"I adore your place. Did you do it yourselves?"
"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."
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"Yeah, I could walk all the way to Egypt. Or you could just free them yourself using magic."
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"There's always one annoying piece left over."
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"The new house is almost ready!"
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An empty chair sits in front of an artist's easel equipped with a mirror; a nearby sign reads "Self Portraits $10."
Baskets 'N Booze
"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."
Make Your Own
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"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."
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