"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."
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"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."
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"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."
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"The machine's done something really weird to Mr. Hendrickson."
"I don't think you're getting enough stress."
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"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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"Please, honey, I'm with a patient, and I've asked you not to call me on this line."
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"What's the next best medicine?"
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"Science is baffled. I hope you're happy."
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"My question is for the medical examiner."
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"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."
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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."
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"You should relax less."
"Will I still be able to not exercise?"
"You should just feel a tiny prick, and then a lifetime of morphine addiction."
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"Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree or a Ph.D.?"
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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."
"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."
"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."
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