Doctor Cartoons

Doctor Cartoons

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Doctor cartoon

"What's the next best medicine?"

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"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

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"The ringing in your ears-I think I can help."

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"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."

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"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

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"I'll be performing the operation, and this is the anesthesiologist."

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"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

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"You should relax less."

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"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"

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"You can rest assured, Mrs. Wilson, that your husband will receive the best care known to medical coverage."

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"It's got to come out, of course, but that doesn't address the deeper problem."

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"This is a second opinion. At first, I thought you had something else."

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"We medical practitioners do our very best, Mr. Nyman. Nothing is more sacred to us than the doctor-plaintiff relationship."

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"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

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"You'll be awake during the entire procedure. The anesthesiologist is on vacation."

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"Definitely work-related."

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"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

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"We're borrowing the best features of the Canadian system."

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"Is there a doctor who accepts Medicaid in the house?"

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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

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"You have a condition whose name is very hard to remember."

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"It is thornlike in appearance, but I need to order a battery of tests."

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"Don't worry. Fantasies about devouring the doctor are perfectly normal."

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"You tested positive for being negative."

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"You have irritable-spouse syndrome."

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