Doctor's Clinic Cartoons

"Your skin. Genuine Leather."

"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."

"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."

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"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."

Outingpatient

"Stress is killing you—you need an easier job, a smaller house, and a different family."

"Congratulations! You are a seminal figure of wellness."

"Too much pasta. Go have some spare ribs."

"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."

"This prescription for Adderall will help you work hard enough to afford the drug you really need."

"Do you have an appointment?"

"Quoth."

"Do you have any fresh medical mumbo jumbo?"

"Well, I'm no legal expert but I think you have an excellent case, unless, of course, this is somehow my fault."

"A web search reveals that you've been consulting other doctors."

"Let's try the basics. Diet and Exorcism.''

"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"

"It's your spleen. We need to vent it."

"Your movements are stiff and you lack energy. I'm going to refer you to a top animator."

"Trust me. I have a daytime emmy for this."

"The NASDAQ will recover. I'm not sure about you.''

"We'll need to vent your spleen."

"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."

"Highly unusual. It seems to be a side of fries."