"Your skin. Genuine Leather."
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cow, cows, leather, genuine leather, cattle, skin condition, skin conditions, bad skin, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, farm animal, farm animals, doctor's appointments"I don't think it's anything serious, but, just to be sure, I'm going to bill you as if it is."
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medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, doctor's office, doctor's offices, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, clinic, clinics, hospital, hospitals, health, healthcare, health care, health insurance, bill, bills, billing, money, expensive, cost, costs, medical care, treatment, treatments, ill, sick, illness, medical costs, minor illness, serious illness, serious, diagnosis, diagnoses"You're fifty-seven years old. I'd like to get that down a bit."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, age, getting old, getting older, ageing, old age, impossible, impossibility, wishful thinking, wishful thinker, wishful thinkersAdd Your Own Caption Week #220
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rabbit, rabbits, show puppet, shadow puppets, doctor, doctors, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, gp, gps, md, mds, general practitioner, general practitioners, clinic, clinics, doctor's clinic, doctors clinic, medical clinic, medical clinics, shadow puppetry, shadow puppeteer, shadow puppeteers, surprise, surprised, surprises, vets clinic, vet's clinich, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, shadow, shadows"He said eat some grass and call him in the morning."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, grass, eat grass, eating grass, disappointment, disappointments, let down, let downs, let-down, let downs, insensitive, insensitivityOutingpatient
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gay, gay person, closet, closeted, in the closet, coming out, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqa+, insensitive, insensitvity, homosexual, homosexuality, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, waiting room, waiting rooms, outing, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, outpatient, inpatient"Stress is killing you—you need an easier job, a smaller house, and a different family."
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doctor, doctors, check-up, check up, check-ups, check ups, physical, physicals, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctor's clinic, medical check up, medical check ups, gp, gps, md, mds, general practitioner, general practitioners, doctors surgery, doctors surgeries, doctor's surgery, doctor's surgeries, stressed, stress, stressing, stressed out, anxiety, anxieties, anxiety disorder, anxiety disorders, rat race, the rat race, middle class, middle class life, unhappy, unhappiness, depression, depressive, depressives, depressed, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes"Congratulations! You are a seminal figure of wellness."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, good condition, healthy, healthiness, wellness, well being"Too much pasta. Go have some spare ribs."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, diet, diets, bad diet, dietary advice, bad diets, unhealthy diet, pasta, spare rib, spare ribs, patient, patient"I'd consider taking out this appendix you'renot using and greatly expanding your kidney area."
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doctor, doctors, medical doctor, medical doctors, patient, patients, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinic, appendix, appendixes, appendices, appendicitis, kidney, kidneys, architect, architects, architecture, home improvement, home improvements, floor plan, floor plans, redesign, redesigning, house, houses, consultation, consultant, surgery, surgeries, envisoneer, envisoneers, personal architect, personal architects"This prescription for Adderall will help you work hard enough to afford the drug you really need."
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adhd, add, concentration, concentration problem, concentration problems, medication, medications, meds, prescription medication, prescription meds, health insurance, capitalism, modern life, affordable health insurance, obamacare, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, inequality, wealth gap, medicare, medicaid"Do you have an appointment?"
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appointment, appointments, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, rhino, rhinos, rhinoceros"Quoth."
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raven, ravens, quoth the raven, quoth the raven nevermore, edgar allen poe, poet, poets, poetry, cliche, cliches, quoth, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments"Do you have any fresh medical mumbo jumbo?"
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mumbo jumbo, nonsense, talking nonsense, medical jargon, malpractice, medical malpractice, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, patient, patients"Well, I'm no legal expert but I think you have an excellent case, unless, of course, this is somehow my fault."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, malpractice, medical malpractice, diagnosis, legal expert, legal experts, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, doctor's appointments"A web search reveals that you've been consulting other doctors."
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, disloyal, disloyalty, cheating, cheater, cheaters, second opinion, second opinions, caught out, getting a second opinion"Let's try the basics. Diet and Exorcism.''
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doctor, diagnosis, exorcism, exorcisms, exorcist, exorcists, cure, cures, diet, diets, prescription, prescriptions, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments"Would you please step back to the machine while I make an adjustment?"
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doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, x ray, x rays, x ray machine, x ray machines, x-ray, x-rays, mistake, mistakes, big mistake, big mistakes, skeleton, skeletons, medical negligence, malpractice, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments"It's your spleen. We need to vent it."
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vent your spleen, vent his spleen, vent her spleen, vent my spleen, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, idiom, idioms, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, anger, angry, vent, venting, complain, complaining"Your movements are stiff and you lack energy. I'm going to refer you to a top animator."
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vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, animation, animated, animator, animators"Trust me. I have a daytime emmy for this."
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award, awards, award show, award shows, tv doctor, tv doctors, tv, tvs, television, televisions, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows, actor, actors, acting, daytime tv, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians"The NASDAQ will recover. I'm not sure about you.''
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ill, illness, illnesses, sick, sickness, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, stock, stocks, stock market, stock markets, stock exchange"We'll need to vent your spleen."
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anger, angry, expression, expressions, saying, sayings, play on words, word play, wordplay, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, vent your spleen, venting your spleen"You're very lucky. An inch lower and this would have been closer to your elbow."
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idiot, idiots, mole, moles, spots, spot, dermatologist, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, injury, injuries, injured"Highly unusual. It seems to be a side of fries."
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dermatologist, dermatologists, growth, fungus, mole, moles, doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments, physician, physicians, play on words, word play, wordplay, side of fries, side of chips