"They're harmless when they're alone, but get a bunch of them together with a research grant and watch out."
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"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."
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"That's doctor inmate #2264."
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"Our ﬁnal honorary doctorate goes to John P. Lind, who kicked in three million clams for a chem lab."
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"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
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"Uh...no, thank you. I'll just stay another four years."
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"Being a post-doc for thirty years can really screw up your life."
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"I wish I could laugh, but I have a Ph.D."
"I love never finishing our dissertations together."
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"Terri invited me over. We're going to play doctor of humane letters."
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"My fellow graduates, today we leave behind the trappings of youth, step boldly onto the road of life, and move back in with our parents."
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"Do you want to play doctorate?"
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"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."
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"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
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"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."
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Day one, post grad
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