"Did you bring a duplicate copy of your 'Times' obit with you?"
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"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."
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"Your signature, Your Majesty, as well as your driver's license and a major credit card."
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"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
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"Well, if you hadn't misfiled it in the first place it wouldn't have been lost."
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Thomas Wilson 1901-1989 Fax 555-4320 tombstone
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"Run like a bunny and give this to Peterson."
"That's my storage shed. It's where I keep all the densely worded, multi-page documents I've ever received and have no intention of reading."
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A man walks past a storefront that reads "ENRON - Recycled paper products."
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"The guy with the weird skin disease forgot to sign the privacy forms."
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"If I'd lived back then, I would have signed it, too."
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"If there's anything more we can do for you, don't hesitate to fill out the proper forms."
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"No, I'm not backing up our files–I'm just assuming that the F.B.I. is making copies."
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"Very amusing, Robertson, if I were the type to be amused."
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"I have a system."
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Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.
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"How long do we have to keep statements from banks that don't exist anymore?"
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"Every piece of paper you see is here for a reason: I haven't thrown it away."
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"Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents."
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"I started out eating homework. Now I shred documents."
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"When we left off last night, we were on page 15 of the National Intelligence Estimate. "
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"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
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