"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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"It's always 'Sit,' 'Stay,' 'Heel'—never 'Think,' 'Innovate,' 'Be yourself.' "
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"No, Rex. Go home."
"I'm starting to really like the smell of cocaine."
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"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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Dr. M.J. Pilkington Cosmetic Surgeon
"The court is sorry that it raised its voice."
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"They moved my bowl."
"The bidding will start at eleven million dollars."
"It's not enough that we succeed. Cats must also fail."
"I really appreciate this."
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"You can't plead cute."
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"Howard, I think the dog wants to go out."
"All dogs go to Heaven, because we're not the ones who screwed up."
"Is the homework fresh?"
"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.
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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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"Sometimes I think you guys don't want peace."
"Scotch and toilet water?"
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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"