"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."
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St. Bernard with Puppies
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"Here. We promised you a big lab."
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"It's called the 'relaxed fit'."
"I'll walk, you shovel."
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"His roots are in the Cold War."
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
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"She's a purebred but it's not a recognized breed."
"So, … Do you jog?"
"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."
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"I know it was you. I have collie ID."
"He's part-terrier, part-Triceratops."
My other dog is a Great Dane.
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"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"
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"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."
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The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab
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