"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."
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St. Bernard with Puppies
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"Here. We promised you a big lab."
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"It's called the 'relaxed fit'."
"I'll walk, you shovel."
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"His roots are in the Cold War."
"If you don't mind, that's 'Jack Russell Terrier', not 'Jack Daniels Terrier'."
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"She's a purebred but it's not a recognized breed."
"So, … Do you jog?"
"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."
"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."
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"Selective breeding has given me an aptitude for the law, but I still love fetching a dead suck out of freezing water."
"They'e bred to stare all day."
"I don't know what to do anymore! Our new carpet was really expensive but so was the dog!"
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The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab