A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
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dog, dogs, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, dog year, dog years, card, cards, 7, 14, 28, 35, 42, option, options, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
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chicken, clichés, cliche, cliches, cliché, chickens, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, dog attack, dog attacks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, foodie, foodies, exotic food, exotic foods, taste, tastes"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."
"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owner, cat lover, cat lovers, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, cat person, cat people, dog person, dog people, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, nothing in common, dating, break-up, breakup, break up, break-ups, breakups, break ups, breaking up, restaurant, restaurants, never work, can't work between us, too different, can't agree, disagree, animal head, animal headsLost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, lost dog, lost dogs, missing dog, missing dogs, missing dog poster, missing dog posters, leaving home, storming out, revenge, getting revenge, bitterness, resentfulness, run away, running away, run away, run aways, runaway, runaways"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
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co-counsel, co-counsels, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, dog, dogs, solicitor, solicitors, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, dog person, dog people, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"I'm taking him out to do his business."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walkies, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, commuting"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."
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bark, barks, barking, woof, woofs, woofing, imagination, imaginary, imagine, pretend, pretends, pretending, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, threat, threats, threatening, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry"Lassie! Get help!!"
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therapy, therapists, therapist, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, get help, dog movie, dog movies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, counselling, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, shrink, shrinks"I can see it going even a little more feline."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, cat, cats, cats and dogs, cat and dogs, cat lover, cat lovers, pet cat, pet cats, feline, author, authors, writer, writers, novelist, novelists, bad writer, bad writers, editor, editors, editing, manuscript assessment, criticise, criticism, criticize"He won't stay in his cubicle."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, office cubicle office cubicles, disobedient, disobedience, kennel, kennels, bad dog, bad dogs"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."
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dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet lover, pet lovers, fur kids, fur children, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog lady, dog ladies, cat, cats, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, cat lady, cat ladies, fish, aquarium, bird, birds, bird owner, bird owners, bird lover, bird lovers, kid, kids, child, children, substitutes, substitute, replacement, replacements, fill-in, fill-ins, family, families, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, pets as children, relationship, relationships, pathetic, fur babies"Here's a study for you, Doctor - he faints."
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faint, faints, fainting, pass out, passes out, passing out, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, symptom, symptoms, diagnose, diagnoses, diagnosing, ill, illness, illnesses, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers"My bark is worse than my bite, and my bark is a sort of a yap."
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yap, yaps, yappy, yappie, yappy dog, yappy dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, barking, bark, barks, barker, barkers, bark is worse than his bite, guard dog, guard dogs, noisy dog, noisy dogs, small dog, small dogs"How long have you been self-employed?"
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leash, leashes, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, self-employed, self-employment, self employed, self employment, dog walk, dog walks, lead, leads, stray, strays, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers