Dog Owner Cartoons

Dog Owner Cartoons

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"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

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'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

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A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.

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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

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"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

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"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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"It's not going to throw itself."

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"No, Rex. Go home."

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"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

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Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail

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"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

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"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

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"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

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"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

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"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

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"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

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"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

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"Scratch my head, would you?"

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"How long have you been self-employed?"

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"Have your people get in touch with my people."

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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

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"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

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