'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'
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"No, Rex. Go home."
"I've told you why I need a dog. Now suppose you tell me what makes you think you might be that dog."
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"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."
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"Your kids have left and gone on to lives of their own..." a dog yelps while his owner runs away.
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A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"You're really light on your feet for a dog."
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"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"
"Speaking personally, I haven't had my day, and I've never met any dog who has."
"Have your people get in touch with my people."
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
"I'm not angry, I'm just very disappointed."
"Am I doing something wrong? You don't say 'Good dog' to me anymore."
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"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."
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"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
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"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."
"He seems like a dog person, but I'll reserve judgment until after the primaries."
"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."
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"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
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Lost Dog. Reward: Millions and Millions
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Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.
"For his next picture, my client wants creative control, script approval, and a percentage of the gross. Is that clear?"
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"When we moved back into the city, we decided to keep the car."
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