Dog Owners Cartoons

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC36692
High Res:
2957x2255 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
not guilty, not-guilty, verdict, verdicts, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, obedience training, puppy training, puppy trainer, puppy trainers, canine, canines, dog behaviour, canine behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, court, courts, trial, trials, courtroom, courtrooms, innocence, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

Artist:
Gregory, Alex
Search ID:
CC44105
High Res:
2800x2057 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, good dog, good boy, great dog, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals, dog thoughts, pet thoughts, owner, owners, self-esteem, low self-esteem, self-esteem issues, issues, ego, never good enough, self-improvement, mental health

"Is there any chance of getting my testicles back?"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC29515
High Res:
3023x2009 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
death, heaven, black humor, animals, dogs, talking, medical, afterlife, afterlives, dog, neuter, neuters, neutered, dog owner, dog owners, spay, spays, spayed, spaying, neutering, pet owner, pet owners, heaven's gate, gates of heaven, animal control, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians

A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC29467
High Res:
2137x1725 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, birthday, birthdays, birthday card, birthday cards, dog year, dog years, card, cards, 14, 28, 35, 42, option, options, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people

"Ever since we got the Border collie, he colors within the lines."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC121458
High Res:
5000x3655 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, border collie, border collies, child, children, kid, kids, colouring, coloring, colour, colors, coloring book, coloring books, colouring book, colouring books, coloring page, coloring pages, colouring page, colouring pages, draw, drawing, crayon, crayons, marker, markers, coloured pencil, coloured pencils, colored pencil, colored pencils, pencil crayon, pencil crayons, line, lines, within the lines, border, borders, watching, watch, guard, guarding, monitor, monitoring, child, children, kid, kids, pet trick, pet tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, wordplay

"I bit someone once. It tasted like chicken."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22445
High Res:
1357x1102 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
chicken, clichés, cliche, cliches, cliché, chickens, dog, dogs, dog bite, dog bites, dog attack, dog attacks, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, foodie, foodies, exotic food, exotic foods, taste, tastes

"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC34786
High Res:
3118x2453 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, ball, chase, chases, chasing, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, family pet, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behaviour

"Chapter One: Call me Scooter..."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC35065
High Res:
3123x2347 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, autobiography, autobiographies, book, books, chapter one, opening line, opening lines, literary ambitions

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC133003
High Res:
3021x2612 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
co-counsel, co-counsels, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, dog, dogs, solicitor, solicitors, judge, judges, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, dog person, dog people, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers

"It's not going to throw itself."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC134479
High Res:
4956x2669 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, fetch, fetches, fetching, throw, throws, throwing, ball, balls, chase, chases, chasing, play fetch, playing fetch, game, games, favorite game, favorite games, puppy, puppies, prompt, prompts, prompting, prompted, tennis ball, tennis balls, hint, hints, subtle hint, subtle hints, dog owner, dog owners, dog person, dog people

"No, Rex. Go home."

Artist:
Diffee, Matthew
Search ID:
CC128500
High Res:
3123x3500 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hot air balloon, hot air balloons, dog, dogs, loyal, loyalty, companion, companions, follow, follows, following, follow around, follows around, following around, send home, sends home, sent home, great lengths, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog owners

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC30809
High Res:
3619x1962 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
afternoon, nap, naps, napping, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, dog, dogs, meeting, meetings, adjourn, adjourns, adjourning, break, breaks, breaking, take a break, taking a break, vote, votes, voting, second, seconds, seconding, seconded, call a vote, calling a vote, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, business meeting, business meetings

Naughty Dog with Wagging Tail

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC30438
High Res:
2622x2827 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
body language, body-language, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, wagging, waggy, tail, tails, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, wagging finger, wagging fingers

"Yes, Doreen, I think I am capable of unconditional love."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC31966
High Res:
1522x1291 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
unconditional love, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, man's best friend, date, dates, love life, love-life, commitment issue, commitment issues, true love, true loves

"'Pee on the carpet!' That's your solution to everything."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC29682
High Res:
2844x2197 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, housebreaking, housebroken, one-track mind, one-track minds, singleminded, urinate, urinating, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, rant, rants, ranting, argument, arguments, arguing, solution, solutions, useless, singleminded, single-minded, spat, spats, argument, arguments, spouse, spouses, married couple, married couples

"Dog...God. God...dog. Cat...tac."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC122139
High Res:
3500x2869 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, cat, cats, god, gods, self-esteem, self-worth, feline, felines, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, cat owner, cat owners, value, values, valuation, valuations, anagram, anagrams, egotist, egotists, egotistical

"I do like it here, but I'm ready for my own apartment."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC22443
High Res:
1393x1249 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, man's best friend, mans best friend, dog lover, dog lovers, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, growing up, grown up, leaving home, apartment, apartments

"A simple command. She gets right to the point. I must obey. Still...I see that rolled-up newspaper as a threatening gesture designed to humble and instill fear. Therefore, later, while she sleeps. I will chew up her other shoe."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC30947
High Res:
2255x1624 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
threat, threats, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, canine, canines, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behavior, newspaper, newspapers, obedience training, puppy training, naughty dog, naughty dogs, bad dog, bad dogs, shoe, shoes, chewing

"It's a cat calendar, so it may not be all that accurate."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC31977
High Res:
1881x2073 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cat, cats, dog, dogs, animal calendar, animal calendars, cat calendar, cat calendars, cat lover, cat lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, family pet, family pets, month, months, cat behaviour, cat behavior, feline behaviour, feline behavior, natural enemies, mistrustful, distrustful, trust issue, trust issues

"Excuse me, but does it look like I have an extension on this scooper?"

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC124854
High Res:
3519x3034 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
scooper, scoopers, poop, poops, dog, dogs, pooping, pooper scooper, pooper scoopers, extension, extensions, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, winter, winters, winter weather, snow, snows, snowing, inconvenient, inconvenience, dog owner, dog owners

"Scratch my head, would you?"

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC123742
High Res:
2997x2865 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, analyst, analysts, therapist, therapists, therapy, scratch my back, scratch, scratches, pet, pets, petting, therapy, itch, itches, itching, head-scratcher, head-scratchers, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers

"How long have you been self-employed?"

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC135191
High Res:
3043x2392 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
leash, leashes, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, self-employed, self-employment, self employed, self employment, dog walk, dog walks, lead, leads, stray, strays, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers

"Have your people get in touch with my people."

Artist:
Steiner, Peter
Search ID:
CC32411
High Res:
1984x1991 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, talking pets, talking dogs, pet conversations, assistant, assistants, your people, my people, call, phone, telephone, get in touch

A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC34777
High Res:
1736x4079 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, bed, beds, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity, opportunities, dog owner, dog owners, pet, pets, on the bed, made bed, made beds, make the bed, making the bed, morning, mornings, morning routine, morning routines, morning ritual, morning rituals, nap, naps, napping, scuff, scuffs, scuffed, lock, locked, prank, pranks, pranking

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC122075
High Res:
3500x3910 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sweater, sweaters, jumper, jumpers, trench, trenchcoat, trenchcoats, trenches, trench coat, trench coats, dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, walk, walks, walking, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, scare, scares, scary, frighten, frightens, frightening, tough, tough guy, tough guys