"No, Rex. Go home."
A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
"It'll never work. You're a dog person and I'm a cat person."
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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."
"It's not going to throw itself."
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"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"
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"Let's go, Barney - I guess some people just don't like dogs."
A superhero dog asks to be walked.
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Taking the dog for a walk.
"The leftovers sound good."
Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion
"It's a dog tradition. Every morning and evening, we thank God that we're not cats."
"The labs are back."
"Y'all look like dog people to me."
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"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"
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Let's talk about my dog.
"I used to think it was cruel to keep a dog in the city, but Homer's made a remarkable adjustment."
"Well, we've kept our own counsel and done pretty well for ourselves, haven't we?"
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An alien dog hangs its head out the flying saucer.
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Dreams of Grandeur
"Look, fella, I'm sorry. What more can I say?"
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"Can I offer you anything?"
Trump as a dog reads a book called Good Boy.
You really need to be careful about touching your face."
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"Imagine the treat as if you already have it."