"What the hell did you do with your day before I retired?"
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, retirement, retirements, oap, oaps, ball, chase, chases, chasing, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, family pet, canine behavior, dog behavior, dog behaviour, canine behaviour"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."
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dogs, clothing, fashion, animals, clothes, dog, dog clothing, dog clothes, dog jacket, dog jackets, dog coat, dog coats, canine, canines, fashion sense, fashions, pet, pets, taste, tasteless, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, fashionable, dress sense, dress-sense"I'm taking him out to do his business."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walkies, commute, the commute, commuter, commuters, commuting"Well, it's official. Any chance for candle-in-the-wind notoriety has pretty much passed us by."
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candle in the wind, word play, play on words, sayings, saying, expression, expressions, dog, dogs, dog walking, dog walkers, dog walker, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husband, wife, husbands, wives, couple, couples, marriage, married, marry, relationship, relationships, spouse, spouses, middle aged, unlikely, unlikely pair, successful marriage, die young, dies young, dying young, premature, premature death, premature deaths, grow old, grows old, growing old, memorial, memorials, infamous, gone too soon"How long have you been self-employed?"
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leash, leashes, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, self-employed, self-employment, self employed, self employment, dog walk, dog walks, lead, leads, stray, strays, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog loversTree Prison
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, dog walking, dog walk, dog walker, dog walkers, tree, trees, pavement, pavements, sidewalk, sidewalks, city, cities, urban, urban life, fence, fences, jail, jails, in jail, prison, prisons, in prison, dog wee, dog weeing, dog peeing, dog urine, dog urinating, tree support, tree supports, street tree, street trees, the street tree projectA superhero dog asks to be walked.
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superhero, superheroes, walk, walks, walkies, walking, walk the dog, walks the dog, walking the dog, fly, flies, flying, human flight, go out, goes out, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, comic, comics, comic book, comic books, beg, begs, begging, animal trainer, animal trainers, dog walker, dog walkers, dog trainer, dog trainersTaking the dog for a walk.
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walk, walks, walking, dog, dogs, dog walk, dog walks, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, pitcher, pitchers, pitching, catcher, catchers, catching, dog lover, dog lovers, dog person, dog people, batter, batters, batting, beg, begs, begging"You go on ahead."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pup, pups, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, dog walk, dog walks, walkies, dog walker, dog walkers, lead, leads, dog lead, dog leads, dog leash, dog leashes, change of plan, change of plans"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, fetch, playing fetch, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, walkies, look alike, look a like, mistaken identity, embarrass, embarrassing"I appreciate not having a leash, but that bone is driving me crazy."
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leash, leashes, lead, leads, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, bone, bones, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior"Kfetch!"
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orthodox jew, judaism, jew, jews, traditional jew, traditional jews, dog, dogs, canine, canines, yiddish, hebrew, hebrews, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, pet, pets, kvetch, fetch, fetching, stereotype, stereotypes, jewish"I'm fine. She's just a prude."
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prude, prig, prigs, priggish, puritan, puritans, puritanical, prudes, prudish, prudishness, dog, dogs, canine, canines, cone collar, cone collars, collar of shame, collar, collars, canine behaviour, canine behavior, dog behaviour, dog behavior, pet, pets, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks, moral, morals, morality"Sorry - my dog is at the vet. This one is a loaner."
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loaner, loaners, loan, loans, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, kennel, kennels, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog park, dog parks, big dog, big dogs, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, dog walk, dog walks"You will be going on a long walk."
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fortune teller, fortune tellers, soothsayer, soothsayers, crystal ball, crystal balls, telling the future, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog walk, dog walks, walking dogs, walking the dog, dog walker, dog walkers, walkies, trick, trickery, deceive, deception, deceptions, self fulfilling prophecy, self fulfilling prophecies, pseudo science, pseudo-science, palm reading, palm reader, palm readers, palmistry, chiromancy, manteia, foretelling the futureMoulting Dog
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, moulting, moulting dog, moulting dogs, modern life, longhaired dog, long haired dogs, walkies, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, afghan hound, afghan houndsSkeleton playing fetch.
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, fetch, playing fetch, self sacrifice, self-sacrifice, skeleton, skeletons, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, pets, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, leg bone, leg bones, man's best friend, throw a bone, throwing a bone, dog bone, dog's bone"I'm starting to think she doesn't want that ball."
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dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, pet owner, pet owners, fetch, playing fetch, walkies, dog walking, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walk, dog walks, misunderstand, misunderstanding, throwing, throwing, ball, want, get rid, getting rid, unwanted, possession, possessions"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, obedience trainer, obedience training, obedience trainers, puppy training, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, training command, training commands, dog command, dog commands"This ought to be good."
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