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A dog looks at birthday cards in increments of seven years.
"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."
"You gotta multiply dog years by seven, pal."
"We've been married a long time in Hollywood years."
"I've got problems with the IRS. I haven't filed in seven years."
"Objection, Your Honor! The prosecution is combining dog years and people years in a callous and deliberate attempt to confuse the witness."
"Six is the new five."
"Yes, but you're a half hour late in dog minutes."
"If I were a dog I'd only be nine years old."