"I want the whole thing gutted."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, daughter, daughters, girl, girls, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, doll, dolls, dollhouse, dollhouses, toy, toys, interior, interiors, interior design, interior designer, interior designers, interior decorating, interior decorator, interior decorators, home decor, decor, decoration, decorations, redecorating, decorating, renovating, renovation, renovations, gutted, gutting, house, houses, home, homes, property, properties, real estate, contractor, contractors, construction, word play, wordplay
"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, make-believe, pretend, pretending, bad sign, red flag, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, infidelity, cheater, cheaters, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs
"My hands—as you can see—are tiny and made of porcelain, so let's be careful."
Tags:doll, dolls, karate, martial, martial arts, arts, japanese, japanese culture, japan, east asia, east asian, hands, hand, fist, fists, chop, karate chop, fight, fighting, traditional, traditionally, mat, mats, tatami mat, tatami mats, porcelain, careful, oxymoron, nonsense, nonsensical, slapstick, spoof, spoofed, porcelain doll, porcelain dolls, trinket, trinkets
"I can't decide - do I go for the prettiest doll or the one with the most compelling back story?"
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, girl, girls, daughter, daughters, toy, toys, doll, dolls, fashion doll, fashion dolls, 18-inch doll, 18-inch dolls, prettiest, beautiful, attractive, compelling, interesting, unique, back story, back stories, american history, history, historical, educational, modern toys, modern life, modern parenting, modern parents, modern kids, modern children, modern parenthood, women, woman
"You ungrateful little beast! How dare you accuse me of being an overbearing stage mother! Go to your room and stay there!"
Tags:play house, playing house, imitate, imitates, imitating, imitation, imitations, stage mother, stage mothers, stage parent, stage parents, overbearing, bossy, doll, dolls, abuse, abused child, abused children, bad parent, bad parents, bad parenting, parenting, copy, copies, copying, stage mom, stage moms, stage mum, stage mums, actress, actresses, child actor, child actors, child actress, child actresses, robbed of childhood
"Don't take her out of the box - she'll depreciate."
Tags:depreciation, devalue, devalued, depreciations, toy, toys, collector, collectors, collection, collections, birthday party, birthday parties, present, presents, gift, gifts, doll, dolls, collectable, collectables, investment, investments, investor, investors, girl, girls, little girl, little girls
Tags:matryoshka, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, doll, dolls, nested doll, nested dolls, eulogy, coffin, coffins, death, dead, died, dying, die, funeral, funerals, bereavement, bereaved, eulogy, eulogies, pay respects, visual gag, visual joke, remembrance, ornament, ornaments, trinket, trinkets, tat
Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll
Tags:russian doll, russian dolls, nesting doll, nesting dolls, matryoshka doll, matryoshka dolls, babushka doll, babushka dolls, stacking doll, stacking dolls, toy, toys, doll, dolls, doctor, doctors, ultrasound, ultrasounds, medical, medicine, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, obstetrician, obstetricians, baby, babies, pregnancy, woman, women, expectant mother, expectant mothers, pregnant woman, pregnant women
"Oh Mommy, don't you wish it were real."
Tags:child, children, family, families, mom, mothers, motherhood, mum, mums, parent, parents, parenthood, baby, babies, big family, big families, family planning, housewife, housewives, homemaker, homemakers, rhetorical question, rhetorical questions, overwhelmed, overwhelming, doll, dolls, children playing, child playing, toy, toys, fantasy, lots of children, domestic life
"You think he's your friend? He's in there right now ratting you out."
Tags:dummy, dummies, ventriloquist, ventriloquists, ventriloquism, ratting, rat, ratting you out, doll, dolls, police, police officer, cop, cops, officer, officers, stereotype, stereotypes, cliche, cliches, interrogate, interrogation, interrogates, interrogating, criminal, criminals, question, questioning, good cop, bad cop, good cop bad cop
"Mr. Potato Head on Line Two."
"It's not a reflection on you. I just want to spend more time with my dolls."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, dating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, friend, friends, friendship, kid, kids, child, children, leisure, hobby, hobbies, spending time, spend more time, time, reflection, reflections, reflecting, toy, toys, doll, dolls, playing, it's not me it's you, excuse, excuses
"Firkins, when you're done with those photocopies, remove the new guy from his packaging, will you?"
Tags:employee, employees, employer, employers, hr, human resources, personnel, new job, new jobs, newbie, newbies, doll, dolls, toy, toys, package, packages, packaging, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr management, hr manager, hr managers, corporate culture, office drone, office drones
"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
Tags:history, historical, medieval, renaissance, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, men, man, combat, battle, battles, fighting, renaissance fair, renaissance fairs, renaissance faire, renaissance faires, renaissance festival, renaissance festivals, fair, fairs, festival, festivals, carnival, carnivals, fun fair, fun fairs, teddy bear, teddy bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, toy, toys, doll, dolls, prize, prizes, game, games, winner, winners, winning, winning prizes, wish, wishes, wishing, useless talent, useless skill
"I said to make a thousand CLONES."
Old Man Doll
Old Lady Paper Doll
"Looks like somebody's having a fight with her little boyfriend."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, daughter, daughters, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, imaginary, imagination, stuffed toy, stuffed toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animal, toy, toys, doll, dolls, rabbit, rabbits, bunny, bunnies, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationships problems, kitchen, kitchens, stove, stoves, stove top, stove tops, toy kitchen, toy kitchens, boil, boiling, boil alive, boiling alive, play, playing, pretend, pretending
Tags:doll, dolls, toy, toys, tea set, tea sets, play pretend, playing pretend, playing house, play, playing, afternoon tea, tea party, tea parties, husband, husbands, house wife, house wives, housewife, housewives, house husbands, house husband, househusband, househusbands, dad, dads, father, fathers, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, tv show, tv shows, television show, television shows
Tags:factory, factories, factory worker, factory workers, quality control, dolls, doll, duplicate, duplication, repeat, repetition, imitate, imitation, fashions, vanity, vain, gender issues, gender issue, gender inequality, misogyny, misogynist, psychology, womens issuess, women's issues, role models, role models, conditioning, condition, social conditioning, misfit, misfits, outcast, outcasts, imperfect, imperfection imperfections, reject, rejected, rejects, offcut, offcuts, body image
"Here is your very own doll, so you can see how tiring it is to raise a child."
"I have my mother's vindictive nature and my father's garnished wages."
Tags:child, children, playing, playtime, doll, dolls, toy, toys, girls, wages, garnished wages, money, salary, salaries, income, allowance, vindictiveness, vindictive, imagination, child psychiatry, child psychology, child psychiatrist, child psychiatrists, child psychologist, child psychologists, child behavior
Russian Doll Christmas
Tags:russian doll, russian dolls, russian nesting doll, russian nesting dolls, presents, russia, present, christmas, christmas present, christmas present, gift, gifts, gift giving, gift giver, christmas gift, christmas gifts, toy, toys, doll, dolls, russian toy, russian toys, russian doll, russian dolls, disappointment, disappoint, disappointed, let down, trick, tricked, wrapping, wrapping paper, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mother, mothers, child, children, daughter, daughters, christmas tree, christmas trees, christmas time, babushka, babushka doll, babushka, dolls
"And thus the hunters become the hunted."
Tags:hunter, hunters, hunting, hunted, bear, bears, animal, animals, stuffed bear, stuffed bears, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, teddy bear, teddy bears, doll, dolls, humans, people, arcade, arcades, arcade game, arcade games, game, games, claw crane, claw cranes, toy crane, toy cranes, skill crane, skill cranes, mechanical arm, mechanical arms, claw, claws, mechanical claw, mechanical claws, crane, cranes, claw game, claw games, crane game, crane games, ufo catcher, ufo catchers, revenge, vengeance, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, changing places