"O.K. Just make sure no animals are harmed in the exploding-donkey scene."
"It's the only way I can get myself out of bed in the morning."
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"Your father was a jackass."
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"Et tu, Juan?"
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Our Top Cop.
Tags:united states, us, usa, democrat, democrats, democratic party, donkey, donkeys, cop, cops, copper, policeman, police, policemen, police force, keeping an eye out, keep an eye out, examine, examining, examination, inspect, inspecting, inspection, butt, magnifying glass, magnifier, foul play, fouling, keep in check, keeping in check, spy, spies, spying, plan, plans, planning, plot, plots, plotting
A blindfolded vet attempts to pin the tail on a donkey
"Don't be fooled – they're faster than they look."
Thoughts & Prayers Gun Shop
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Pin the Blame on the Donkey
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"We couldn't find a sitter."
Third party mascots
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Republican elephant and democratic donkey on a see-saw.
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"Why won't this knot untie?!"
Tags:tug of war, tugs of war, rope, ropes, tug, tugs, tugging, elephant, elephants, donkey, donkeys, faction, factions, political party, political parties, factionalism, democrat, democrats, democratic party, democratic parties, republican, republicans, republican party, untie, unties, two party system, two party systems, congress, control, controls, controlling, unison, unity, differing opinion, differing opinions, left wing, right wing