A knight wearing a full suit of armor with a doorknocker attached to his chest.
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
"Some of us negotiate our contracts better than others."
Hotel Disturb Sign
Rhonda P. Clewson- Cat Person
Tags:cat person, cat people, cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, offices, office worker, office workers, office door, office doors, titles, title, door, doors, catflap, catflaps, cat flap, cat flaps, mad cat woman, mad cat women, pet door, pet doors, cat owner, cat owners, pet owner, pet owners, job title, job titles
The Two Doors
"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
"Honey, I'm home."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, husband, husbands, home, telephone, telephones, security, safety, unauthorised, unauthorized, phone, phones, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, lobby, lobbies, vestibule, vestibules, coming home, door, doors, doorsign, doorsigns, sign, signs, signage, door sign, door signs, keep out, protection, urban, urban life, modern life
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, minimum security, minimum-security, door, doors, bar, bars, security, easy to escape
"This is probably how they keep getting in."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, mouse, mice, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, pest, pests, vermin, exterminator, exterminators, pest control, pest management, human, humans, person, people, door, front door, doors, front doors, home, homes, houses, houses, couple, couples, keep getting in, enter, real estate, property, properties
"Darby, Bandit, Piper & Spike - Dogs."
Tags:dog, dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, dog owners, dog owner, dogs, business, businesses, solicitors, solicitor, dog lawyer, dog lawyers, lawyer, lawyers, professionals, door, door plaque, door sign, dog names, dog name, door, doors, job title, job titles, job description job descriptions, family pet, family pets
"Sometimes I feel the only thing keeping us together is our fear of the children."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, kid, kids, child, children, raising children, raising kids, fear of children, fear of kids, fear, fearful, afraid, terrified, hiding, escaping, taking a break, blockading, barricading, blockade, blockades, barricade, barricades, door, doors, keep out, staying together, staying together for the kids, staying together for the children, family, families, stressed, stressed parents
Waldo P. Smith, M.D., PH.D, J.D., M.B.A., $$$
Tags:vain, vanity, work, working, education, educated, school, college, university, worked, money, arrogant, office, offices, brag, bragging, brags, door, sign, signs, impressive, impressed, impress, respect, achievement, achievements, mercenary, business, corporate attitude, corporate attitudes, rich, riches, wealth, wealthy
"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
Tags:airline pilot, pilot, army, personnel, decorated, decorated officer, officer, official, armed forces, sergeant, corporal, major, general, generals, door, doors, card, key card, keycard, key cards, keycards, made in china, quality, manufacturing, manufacturing quality, quality assurance, lock, locked, locked out, technology, tech, security, secure, quality check, qa, q a, q.a, build quality, chinese industry, industry, china, chinese, american industry, industrial, mass produce, mass produced, mass-produce, mass-production, industrial superiority, made in america, made in, american manufacturing, manufactured, manufactured in america
Tags:canada, canadian, canadians, canuck, canucks, polite, politeness, manners, good manners, stand-off, stand-offs, standoff, standoffs, after you, ladies first, fair, fairness, insist, i insist, insisting, elevator, elevators, door, doors, first, go first, going first, argument, argue, argument, deadlock, stereotype, stereotypes, stereotyping
"And stop slamming the screen door!"
Tags:screen door, screen doors, slam, slams, pout, pouts, pouting, tantrum, tantrums, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, office, offices, corporate office, corner office, corner offices, door, slamming, shut the door, shutting the door, tell off, told off, boss, bosses, manager, managers, one to one, 1 2 1, one on one, meeting, meetings, talking to, screen, screens
"Mr. Smith's office doesn't have a door. You have to batter your way through the wall."
Tags:meeting, meetings, unfriendly, antisocial, anti-social, anti social, door, doors, wall, walls, break down, reception, receptionist, receptionists, access, inaccessible, exec, execs, executive, executives, manager, managers, management, desperate measures, businessman, business man, businessmen, business men, offices
Please use another building entirely
Mouse returns home from work.
Cat flap and mouse hole.
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors
Do NOT enter - instead do something nice for someone you like
"Farnsfield J. Nigelsmythe III. Need One Say More?"