"It's Lamar, Senator, he's going to take our attack ads door to door."
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"Sorry. I was expecting the lady. I can see you're busy. I'll call sometime. We'll do lunch."
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Tags:mimosa, mimosas, brunch, brunches, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, jehovahs witness, jehovahs witnesses, drink, drinks, cocktail, cocktails, breakfast, breakfasts, christian, christians, christianity, proselytize, proselytizes, proselytizing, proselytise, proselytises, proselytising, door-to-door, harass, harasses, harassment
"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinkedIn."
Tags:professional, professionals, door to door, door-to-door, sales, salesmen, salesman, connection, connections, network, networking, networks, networked, social media, social, media, door, door knocking, knocking, unsolicited, invitations, request, requests, invitation, obtrusive, annoying, annoyance, apartment, apartments, urban, urban life, urban living, modern, modern life, modern living, internet, the internet, tech, business, businesses, corporation, corporations, corporate
"I'm just the census-taker—I don't have to read you your rights."
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"I was afraid of this - a Chinese menu just came in on our fax."
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"I'm not here to take away your guns—I'm here to sell you some overpriced insurance."
"Three wishes less commission."
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"A good day to you, sir, and might the cow of the house be in?"
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Acquisition Fever Hits The Girl Scouts
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"There is a Mr. Hayer at the front door with four hundred and twenty-seven legitimate ways to beat the system."
Door-To-Door Attack Ads
"Girl scout liquers?"
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"I can help you find the lord for $500 an hour."
Tags:religion, religious, finding god, finding jesus, door-to-door, jehovah's witness, jehovah's witnesses, witness, witnesses, expert witness, expert witnesses, court, courts, trial, trials, law, legal, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, fee, fees, bill, bills, money, finances, expense, expenses, wordplay, word play
"d you say, 'better the devil you know,' or 'throw the rascal out' or 'other'?"
Tags:survey, surveys, surveying, door-to-door, cliche, cliches, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, president, presidents, option, options, choice, choices, binary option, binary options, binary choice, binary choices, extreme, extremes, political polarization, politicall polarized, partisan, partisans, partisanship
"Perhaps you'd care for a home medical encyclopedia that is a little less specific, sir."
Tags:encyclopedia, encyclopedias, home encyclopedia, salesman, salesmen, salesperson, salespeople, door-to-door, sell, sells, selling, seller, sellers, medical, medical encyclopedia, symptom, symptoms, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, hypochondria, hypochondriac, hypochondriacs, look up, looks up, looking up, reassure, reassures, reassuring, reassurance, reassurances
"Oh, yes—do come in!"
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The world's most unemployable family
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