"No cause for alarm, folks. I'm Morey Kranshaw, from down the block, and I'm having an out-of-body experience."
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"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
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"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."
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"Here kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty."
"I'm his biological lawyer."
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"Does everybody know everybody?"
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"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."
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"Surely not guilty. Next case."
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"He's one of our own, so let's give him a big welcome."
"Sir, would you mind changing places with me?"
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"Everybody says that without the specs I look like Grover Cleveland and with them I look like Theodore Roosevelt."
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"He's a Brad Pitt Lookalike. I found him on canal street."
Gifts for a cloned baby!
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"I'm from the future. You left the toaster on."
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