Double Cartoons

"It's too late, Roger - they've seen us."

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

"I can't keep it from you any longer, Irene. This is the other woman."

"And what is your preference in wine-single or double figures?"

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

"You're on our 'to do' list."

"My mom makes me wear it."

"This time when they show us their latest acquisition, we'll gush regardless."

"I'm his biological lawyer."

"I'm not anti-social; I'm just at a point in my life where I find all your friends really, really annoying."

"Clark and Denise are our closest neighbors."

Mixed Doubles.

"We're only alive for one day, and you had to schedule dinner with the Hamiltons?"

"They never wave. They only wave back."

"I worry about every little thing. Barry's more of a generalist."

Redundant Beach, California

"I like the Farrells, but not for an entire meal."

"My low consumer confidence notwithstanding I'll have a double."

"Even if they don't like it, they'll be flattered that we thought they'd like it."

"Gee, Mom, these people don't make ME sick."

The single adventure of Double Dog.