Double Standard Cartoons

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

Employees Must Wash Hands

"Do you really like Rembrandt, or do you simply identify with him as a white heterosexual male?"

"What can I say? Embezzlement happens."

"Three fully articulated action figures to see you, Mr. Reynolds."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"I'm just looking for something to take the edge off before I give the kids the 'Don't Do Drugs' talk."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

Hello, are you worried about free speech?

Unarmed black kid shot by the police

"Why is she shouting"

The president shows up in Houston wearing stilettos.

"Normally, I'd fire you, Hoskins – but we have a lower standard for men."

Broken child. Grown man.

First Illegal on the moon

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

"Oh no! Iran has assassinated top US general Mark Milley outside the Toronto Airport with a drone attack."

"Virgin Islands/Floozy Islands"

"Tonight: Gangs of 'proud boys' have been violently terrorizing our inner cities. More evidence of white culture's decline?"

"Everyone should open carry at all times."

It's becoming cliché to say but Obama couldn't have gotten away with one tenth of this.

"What I've seen here is disturbing. It violates human rights and there will be congressional oversight."