"Will work for 18 across"
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Welcome to Lovers' Leap
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"Forward and backward, not up and down!"
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"Liverwurst is down an eighth, egg-salad is up two and a half, and peanut-butter-and-jelly remains unchanged."
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"29 Across is classified, too, sir. They're all classified."
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Cartesian Chopped Liver
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A pregnant woman wears a shirt that says "Baby"with an arrow pointing down, while a mother holds a baby that is an arrow pointing up.
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A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".
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"Sorry, Ma'am. Down only."
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Driver looking at a confusing road sign with arrows pointing in many directions
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"He's just now passing beneath the triumphal arch."
And so it goes
The guy who got in on the ground floor
"How frustrating. The crystal ball is down again."
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"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."
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"No, the computers are up. We're down."
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"You have the case of the blues, Mississippi Red, but fortunately they're treatable with women, Cadillacs and big diamond rings."