Downsizes Cartoons

Downsizes Cartoons

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Downsizes cartoon

"On the one hand, eliminating the middleman would result in lower costs, increased sales, and greater consumer satisfaction; on the other hand, we're the middleman."

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"I'm sorry, but there is no more fast lane. We all live on the median now."

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"It's called monotheism, but it looks like downsizing to me."

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"I don't know what the hell happened - one minute I'm at work in Flint, Michigan, then there's a giant sucking sound and suddenly here I am in Mexico."

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"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."

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"When examining these new contracts, gentlemen, please note that in Paragraph 48 the word 'golden' has been replaced by 'plywood' and 'parachute' is now 'toboggan.'"

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"Outsourcing? First door on your right."

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"You can have Burnett's old office and Burnett's old desk, but it's not right for you to have Burnett's old number."

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"Pendleton, as of noon today your services will no longer be required. Meanwhile, keep up the good work."

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"We've got to get rid of some people, Cosgrove. Who are the least likely to come back and shoot us?"

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"Bad news, hon. I got replaced by an app."

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"And then, at the height of their power, they seem to have succumbed to a mysterious people known as 'the bottom-line types.'"

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"Look, all I'm asking is that we let market forces bring a greater degree of efficiency into our marriage."

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"Oh them - they're just the ghosts of all the people we've terminated."

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"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

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"Johnson, look at the lilies of the field. They neither spin nor toil. Fire them."

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"Sorry, Elliott, but everything in this file is to be put on microfilm."

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"Careful! That's his firing hand."

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"No fair. You promised you'd downsize by attrition."

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"With the money we'll save by shutting down quality control, we can issue some truly spectacular apologies."

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"Meechum, clear out your desk and be out of this building in an hour."

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The Downsizing Continues

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"I suspect that we'll soon be kissing our three-martini lunches goodbye, too."

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"Any suggestions one who to get rid of?"

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"Great. You move to Mexico, and we all end up working at McDonald's."

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