"I'll start with the knight in shining armor, then have the maiden rare and radiant."
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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
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"Well, partner, we're either going to be the greatest team ever to hit town or we're going to end up killing each other."
"He was just a year away from retirement."
"The sad thing, if it catches us, is that no one will know we invented the motorcar in 1327."
"Damn it, he was a regular."
"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
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Chinese New Year
A dragon relaxing in a chair staring at a taxidermy knight's head above his fireplace.
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"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"
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"Stop it! You're killing me!"
"Oh, good, you brought your pony."
"It must be yours. I have no imagination."
"Do we need to do this in public?"
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"Of course you feel great. These things are loaded with antidepressants."
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"Dragons were never out of style."
"All I've got left is smoked."
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"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."
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"Damn, I think I ate Plan B."
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"Would I blow smoke?"
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"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."
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"So who's the boring old prophet of doom now?"
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"Please hold applause until end of dragon."