Drama Cartoons

Beckett on ice

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

"Mr. Herman, you made me laugh and you made me cry, but you didn't make me money."

"Dear Diary: So I texted Julie..."

"Yes. I heard a scream and a cry for help. And then there was some very ominous music."

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"I was Mrs. Webb in my high-school production of 'Our Town.' Who were you?"

"I prefer Meryl Streep not having fun."

Shakespeare in the Way

"So you're depressed. Everybody's depressed—some of us just handle it better than others."

"Is he the really hot Montague?"

The I.M.s of Romeo and Juliet

"Well, of course it's going to end badly. For Sybil, that's the whole point."

"I'm off to lunch, Miss Heinecke. Keep her headed into the wind."

"The banana peels create dramatic tension."

"Christ! How much further is it to the next rest stop!?!"

Block Closed for Gritty, Hard-Edged Tale

"Your Honor, I've already answered that question on Maury Povich's show."

"That's enough therapy. From here on out, I think I could do a hell of a lot more for both of us as your agent."

Semi-Autobiographical Plot-Lite Eploration of Aimless Twenty-Something Who Struggle To Express Their Wants & Needs.

"Are the Hairless bods historically accurate?"

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"The season finale of the world is near."

"The bad news is Lady Sybil has died in childbirth. On the other hand, Bates is back home and Tom's sticking around to help run the estate."